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MARRIGE? EHAT

U CANT JUST FALL OFF A DRAGON HELP

A DRAGON? HUH

OKAY BEAT HIM??😨

Oh okay it’s the snakes and he aint a cannibal, thanks !

THE OLD KING EATS CHILDREN? WHAT

Hazan and the old king will die today then?

Okay im calling it, the king who dies is the old man, hazan is a enemy to all.😵‍💫 wait nvm idk

Oh shit’s abt to go down 🤭

Wait is this dude cyrus? WHO IS THAT

HUH?

This crybaby i can’t😭😭😭😭

This is highly suspicious shit’s abt to go down

This is Lana coded listening to video games and Reading this🤌🏻 chef’s kiss

THE DELULU IS INSANE

Man’s the definition of delulu 😭

Don’t say that ur stressing me out😨

NO GIRL STOP

I KNEW HAZAN HID SOMETHING

OKAY GIRL GO

Bro roasting tf out of everyone is killing me rn 😭

Damn girl going to a ball, go cinderella 🤭

Kill this old man🙄

Girl ur in deep shit u gotta leave town

Oh snap

Girlbossing already im invested

Ofc the commandant is in marinn 🙄

Alr let’s go If Helen dies ima sue, If we need a sacrifice then bring elias out😂

Wow, kids😍 goddamn idiots

So two kids and a baby r going ALONE in a boat on river with food for like one day, what could go wrong?