Callum Erik > Recent Status Updates

ugh can we fucking do something already?? i know we tried to kill the giant bug and everyone thinks it was an assassination attempt on the chancellor but jesus! surviving off of one page of heavy yearning from 100 pages ago

hester i see you. let’s update that medieval bio to include he/him pronouns ✊

ohhhh

look if you’re going to spend the first 25% of the book worldbuilding, it should at least make sense. on a positive note, guy, you are The theater kid of all time—never change

so many names jesus christ how many of you are there???

guys i watched those first two episodes and started foaming at the mouth from the tension 🙂‍↕️

we are approaching a treacherous moment

yeah i hope they smooch 🤷🏼‍♂️🙂‍↕️

wow this reread might actually change my life

🤨 somebody has been telling lies about this book

like i knew what was going to happen and also it for sure was the right time but also come on man

i should have physical read this oh lawd

johnny depp— [GUNSHOTS]

“hazards, horrors and liabilities” big fan

i’m never gonna escape that goddamn copper salesman am i

hehe i’m in danger (discussing the relationship with god literally right out the gate 😟)

unironically this is sometimes what ocd feels like lmfao

rip girard you would’ve loved (🤨) the current political climate

wow if i got shot because my spy brother didn’t listen to me, he’d be right to go into hiding because i would hunt him down so fast

smooches all around