Leandra Parsons > Recent Status Updates

“Wherever you are, is enough for me”😭😭🩷

A YEAR. Oh I’m so pissed and sad I’m crying a bit

I officially hate Bays mom with a regal passion

I feel so bad for Bay😭 fuck you Scott. And fuck you Em for not seeing your daughter is not comfortable and happy that man is around.

Baileys mom is really irritating me

“Because I’m hoping, your thighs will be covering my ears.” AHHHHH

The scream I just let out made my dog look at me like I was crazy but I have no regrets… ahhhhhhh

Mmm I love a romantasy with wing play🤭😈

“It is not difficult to know more than men”

"Humans have high expectations for death. For as much as everyone dreads it, they spend most of their life pondering the end of it, and just how terrible it will be."

OH BUT WHEN I WANT TO BE THE MOTHER OF RACCOONS ITS WRONG?! BUT GWEN CAN DO IT?!😂🤦🏻‍♀️

“It’s the realization that’s she’s everything I want”
LET THIS MAN BE HAPPY PLEASEEE

“Living in a zombie world where everything sucks and all is lost? No, sir. Not for me. Peace out, bitches, It's been a slice.” Gwen speaks my language 😂😂

HE GOT THE NUMBER WRONG?! FUCKKK😩😭

FIFTEEN?! WHAT THE HELL

“You came”
“I’ll always come. Even if you never call”😭🩷

"Because you finally found your safe place. I wasnt abou take that away from you too."😭😭😭🩷

I’m not gonna lie I’m so thankful for that family tree because remember all these names for the kids is gonna be a struggle💀

Just imagine you’re doing your cleaning vacuum duties and a hot random dude just bust out his hotel room, grabs the vacuum, used it for a couple seconds, and then pops out to give it back to you.😂😂😂 DEAD

I hope Declan doesn’t kiss Roman like that😂

This man types and all caps which makes me feel like he’s yelling but I know he’s not 😂

3:30?!?! Who the hell calls or answers someone at that time. I’m sorry but unless it’s important or your life is on the line ima be dead asleep 😂

Abi saying “damn it Carl” but all I hear is Joey saying from Friends saying it😂

Honestly Lily I know you didn’t want him to be alone but the man asked multiple times and sometimes you just need to be alone. Was his outburst unnecessary? Yes but you should have listened. He wasn’t running away he just needed a moment

I’m starting to like it a bit more now

He doesn’t want it to be fake😭

“She might as well be my first and my last because no one from my past compares, and there won't be a single person who ever will.” Not this man yearning for her already 🤭