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devastated. distraught. some other synonyms that start with the letter ‘d’.

I KNEW IT (kind of)

it was catherine who killed red’s mom i bet, and staged it to look like the mafia. red heard that doorbell in the background of the call, so there’s no way she died in some warehouse or whatever

what the fuck is even happening right now?!

personally, i think maddy is the one with the secret, but i would rather her brother be the one that dies instead of her. can we put that to a vote?

is red the fucking witness for the mafia case??👀

the bug is in the walkie-talkie people!!

he did not just fucking do that😤

the call is coming from inside the house y’all

how much of this whole situation was orchestrated? seems like too many variables🧐

i hope oliver is the one who gets murdered, i could really do without having to listen to him be a dick for 400 pages

oh she totally got into harvard for real. my guess is she deferred or declined because she feels like she can’t leave her dad :/

“hey sarge, remember me?”

“you’re my pip and i’m your ravi.” GAHHHH😫

i don’t like where this is going 😭

i did not expect this turn of events…

FUCK YEAH

so one of the trophies taken from a victim was a purple/lilac hairbrush and andie bell had a pale purple hairbrush on her desk in one of pip’s old photos from when she was doing her capstone? coincidence??👀

what do you do when you’re the victim in your own criminal investigation?

damn.

STANLEY FORBES?? BROOOO THAT’S CRAZY

of course the missing knife is found by where andie bell’s body was kept for five years

okay pip, i need you to put two and two together regarding mary scythe from the fairview mail, harry scythe from the bookstore, and hillary’s grave. like c’mon babe

the first time i tried to read this i stopped 50 pages in because it felt unnecessary for this to be a series, and while i’m unsure about the grand scheme of things, i have to admit that this is shaping up to be a good sequel

alright, take two 🎬