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the writing is so juvenile it should come with a juice box

Tal is annoying as fuck. I think I would rather have an adventure book than this romance.

I stand, thankfully, corrected

the story follows three groups that are all main characters going off to kill a king (not a spoiler, read the summary) and two groups just now found each other ... I fear the ending will be rushed if it takes another 40% to meet the third group.

A lot of exposition. A whole chapter explaining Royo's backstory to Aeri but never actually saying the words? Just telling the reader.

Also why are "Bells" hours? It's annoying.

Why is every female friend Celaena makes a total bitch to her at some point or another?

Poe is my favourite 💕

I'VE WAITED 517 PAGES FOR THEM TO BE TOGETHER, JUST TO FADE TO BLACK?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK

Trigger Warning: he spits the alcohol into her mouth

"This is the real world, not a fucking romance novel" ... Seriously?

5 TIMES? IN ONE SITTING?!?!
Not funny haha, funny as in unbelievable.