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Omg this is perfect for October and it’s a mystic local writer ahhhh!

Mmmmmm I love niya she is a icon! Ps hope I spelled her name right currently audio booking it lol 😂

HEHEHEHEHE now kiss, y’all got some chemistry that needs a mixin.

They should kiss fr fr.

HES THIRTEEN WTF!?? #saveshiro

I already hate the golds, and I haven’t even met these bitches yet! 😒😩

THE PLOT THICKENS!!

I just needed a breather before I scream my lungs out. My neighbors and dad are about to think I’m being murdered!

NOT THE CUCUMBERS!??

I want a man like Nate. This seems unfair to my single self. Why is he such a green flag, like he bought an entire store of green flags and didn’t leave a single one for anyone else!

My ovaries are crying. My singleness is being called out. And my hormones are yelling at me. How dare this book make me feel things!

I wanna kill Aaron. So Nate let’s meet up and kill him :)

We live a green flag man!

I’m wet period no stop I’m not ashamed, you hand me this shit and expect me to be a dessert than you clearly don’t know women.

Stas you take Nathan I’ll take Henry off you hands, deal? I don’t hear a no so I’m going with your agreeing!

This doesn’t seem to be heading in a good direction D: !!!

Cassie girl, just fucking tell him!!!!

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Multi colored eyes are a weak point and it’s unfair he has them, especially since he’s an awkward golden retriever who just wants to be a good dad!

I love Wanda

OMG I FUCKING KNEW IT LETS GOOO FUCKING LETS GOOOO!

ima kill a man if I’m guessing the right thing here…you can tell I’m serious cause it’s all lower case. (and I put a period like a smart person)

I VOLUNTEER, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE TO TAKE ELSIES PLACES!?! GIRL MY BODY FEELS LIKE A FUCKING FURNACE THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THEY ARENT EVEN FUCKING THEY ARE JUST TALKING!?!

Kicking my feet up like a little girl talking about her middle school crush on the phone with friends!?!

Hahaha Stockholm syndrome 🫠

Just kiss and make up this slow burn is killing meee?!?

Don’t do it, she don’t need this!!! But also I’m so sorry for your pain dude… :)

OH THANK JEBUS, that’s all you get from me!

Okay likening the grumpy x sunshine I’m seeing but still hating the sister and the heavy idiotic of these men :T

I wanna choke girlies sister so much, like honestly I know they compare her to Barbie but she’s acting like a fucking bitch and I’ll get the leash to put her outside, don’t temp me book.