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“I probably look like a hobo next to him.”

“Grant must be on man-PMS or something. He’s moody, temperamental and just plain weird.” 🤣

“Unlike you, I’m about to get laid.” 🤣🤣 grants mom so funny

“I’m pretty sure I’ll meet someone that special at some point, but I’m not sure when or how. It probably won’t be in college, though. I’m just too busy to meet the love of my life right now.”

“So long as I work hard, everything is within reach.” <<

“I’m not going to be poor forever.” <<

“It is amazing how my body still functions on autopilot, even though my heart has been ripped to shreds.” ❤️‍🩹

“Being alone always sucks.”

“If she told me to do a cartwheel so we could fuck, I’d do it.” 🤣

Pregnancy announcement! So far I’m seeing green. Please don’t kill my mood please don’t kill my mood 😩

“People say they don’t care who you’re related to. That’s a lie. Ask any family member of a serial killer.”

“My cycle is highly irregular, so I try to track it just in case it’s important for my doctor to know to make a diagnosis.” <<< same girl, same.

“Expectations bring nothing but heartache.”

“I bet you could grate cheese on his abs.” 🤣

“All the good men aren’t just taken. They also aren’t local.”

“The world is full of good people. We just need to be strong for each other.”

“…And given Prince Charming’s obsession with that slipper, I suspect he had a foot fetish.” 🤣

“…I’m not looking for a long-distance we-only-meet-on-weekends thing. I want somebody I can see every evening and share moments with.”
“I’m looking for somebody to share my life with, not just have sex on weekends when our schedules work out.”

“When God created him, He did it so I could appreciate him. Why else would He have created such a fine specimen?”

“Putting a young child through what I had to go through around my parents should earn you jail time.”

“My bank account has more than enough zeros to set any self-respecting gold digger’s heart aflutter.” <<< wish that was me 😩

“Being a good person shouldn’t be a punishment.”

“There’s a right way and a wrong way. And there’s my way. I like my way the best.”

“No woman has ever taken control of me except her.”

“Like Persephone, I can never leave.”

“…the rules have kept me poor and single.” 😭🤣 same girl, same.

“My fucking period is a day early, and it is coming with a vengeance.”
I just started this series and I can already relate to Paige lol.

“I know sometimes you thought the books I read were cliché, but I truly believe that some people are meant to find that kind of love, that level of commitment and self-sacrifice. And if you have found that in someone, then you’re richer than most of the people in this world.” 🤍

“Ho più bisogno di te che del mio prossimo respiro,” 🥹

“Fine, you idiot. I’ll marry you.”