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oooo get him JJ!

take a shot of vodka every time they fuck

high expectations!!!! let’s goooo

I feel like the “name of your sextape” joke was a reference to brooklyn nine nine!

this fmc is so dumb it’s astounding how she survived so long on planet earth

Girl the red flag is IN YOUR FACE. u can’t be this stupid

part where they recognize the name of the doctor and go “oh she is the one who went missing!” makes no sense because how did they not recognize her picture when they were staring at a gigantic version of it a few minutes before? if she was all over the news for disappearing you would know how she looks like esp if she had “striking features”. they didn’t even feel like they’ve seen her somewhere.PLOT HOLE

PAUSE-

in FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS??!!!! 🤢

alright let’s goooo hope this is better than the last thriller I read.

“I went through his phone, flicking through his emails like most parents do”


She’s absolutely nuts 😂

“I’m glad I won’t have to share him with any more women.”

WHOOP WHOOP THAT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE 🚨🚔👮🚓🚨

OMG EW 😂

I do like it when the girl is grumpy and the boy is the sunshine … thought I wouldn’t like it… as long as the sunshine part is not too overdone

yes yes I know I now have several books as “currently reading”

not expecting much, just hoping for a page turner & at least a decent plot twist

yes I’ve finally started this book 😂
Don’t have high expectation but I hope it’s at least readable

“The hunted had fallen for the hunter”

LORD HAVE MERCY 🥵 ;)

Alex in this scene ☺️😊😊>>>>>

HE’S SO SMART

“I loathe him”

oh do you? ;)

they can’t resist each other 😏

free me

“if it was Rune…”

awww are you worried about Rune, Gideon? are you worried she’s hurt?😏 Lover boy

“My Norwegian bad boy”


ENOUGH. KILL ME