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Y’all were NOT lying when you said page three 🤡

if sophie turner isn’t blasting mr. perfectly fine rn then what’s the point?

someone needs to introduce taylor swift to ethel cain, that shit would go CRAZY

the author is such a bitch and I love her

literally the only reason i’m not technically in a slump

I’m back on my bullshit*
*having way too many books on my cr

the study guides of modern books I’ve read on spark notes make me so irrationally proud 🥰

officially in my “Mastermind”, emma woodhouse era

will Leigh Bardugo PLEASE just announce another book 😭 like ik she has at least one film adaption going on but ma’am i need SOMETHING

ERAS TOUR MOVIE ERAS TOUR MOVIE OMGGGG

someone said “not the ye hater” to me today and like???? am i NOT supposed to be a hater???? would you rather i was antisemitic??? be so fr

Mr wickham you bitch

not me binging country music once every five months and never listening at any other time
like am I supposed to NOT listen to the new zach bryan? be fr

putting this on pause for now

tell me why caroline bingley just called lizzie a pick me 😭

“The former was divided between admiration of the brilliancy which exercise had given her complexion, and doubt as to the occasion’s justifying her coming so far. The latter was thinking only of his breakfast.”

also this is your reminder that charlotte lucas’s little brother said that if he was as rich as mr darcy he’d get drunk everyday and have a ton of dogs

“he seemed angry to be spoken to”
meanwhile mr darcy with severe social anxiety, border-lining on a panic attack

me: has read pride and prejudice four times and watched multiple film adaptations
also me every time mr darcy shows up: 🤭🤭🤭HES HERE

guess who’s switching their summer reading after it was due!

i’m so screwed help

so it turns out I have to write an essay on this

Officially have given up on finishing summer reading by tomorrow so here I am

Sometimes I forget how old this is, then there’s an article debating whether or not women are human and I remember.

“She smelled of scent.”

Ok

I shouldn’t have put off reading this, I need to be finished my Monday night

Is this a serial killer pov?

This man just drank a glass of vodka 🤡

Thanks to whoever annotated this before I got it, I definitely need it

The tea!!! 🫢