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sam hitting old ferny with an apple to the face is pure gold

i’m on verse judges 19:1

i’m on verse judges 10:1

i’m on verse judges 8:1

yeah it’s fucked up but it’s also so good

i’m on judges 5:1

i cannot believe i read this book in high school and i also cannot believe i didn’t remember how fucked up it is

if only i didn’t have to work and could read all day

i’m on verse: joshua 22:1

i’m on verse: joshua 19:1

i’m on verse: joshua 12:1

god hardened these fools hearts so they would go to war against israel. me thinks god promised all this land and then was like, well, gotta get rid of these people somehow 🤷‍♀️ let’s make it their fault!

ooo i forgot just how /fucked/ up this book is lol

man, i remember this book was good but it’s soooo /good/

i’m stopping reading for the day because i have to, not because i want to 😭

the basket of mushrooms was so cute!

i’m on verse deuteronomy 21:1

i’m on verse deuteronomy 17:1

i’m intrigued

throwing a huge party just to be like “bye, i’m never gonna see you again!” is straight baller

ah, it’s coming back to me now. this book is a little pretentious, but i still dig the way the author writes

i’m on verse deuteronomy 3:1

i’m doing the bible 365 challenge, in an effort to read the bible chronologically. besides a quick foray into job in the middle of genesis, it’s pretty much just reading a chapter or 2 a day in book order lol. we’ll see how it goes once we reach the new testament

how are eustace & jill still children but peter and susan are super old? isn’t eustace the same age as lucy or edmund?

yo, fuck shift. it took like 2 sentences for me not to like the ape

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