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if a plant called me "silly girl" i would burn it or something

in her defense tho, she's not aware that a plant called her "silly girl"...

i'm starting to realize i'm growing out of ya books
or this one is just too much on the 'young' side of ya
one of the two but either way i'm not really liking it

can kaladin catch a break from all the trauma like ever? (i know the answer is no and i know it won't get better, it will only get worse but damn..)

kaladin being a professional existential crisis haver at the ripe age of 12

i'm losing my damn marbles over this book already this is insane

"i'm not convinced there is such a thing as justice." oh kaladin, honey, there is but.. it's just ice (i am very proud of this joke yes :D)

i understand nothing

what does any of this mean

vin honey.. why.. why would you, our resident badass girl boss killer queen, like this pathetic (not the good kind of pathetic either) wimp of a man

and he's not even a simp for you, he's just weirdly obsessed with your skaa status which is just an immediate no

i know you have no standards but please, please raise them

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i giggled and i am so angry that i did because i don't like elend, but god am i a sucker for these type of scenes

i feel like 28 (and more) people is a little too excessive for an execution??? even if it's to remind people already under your control who's in power :/ and random people too, not anyone who actually did anything wrong? tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure (tbh i would be too if i chose to call myself "lord ruler")

KELSIER COME BACK PLEASE VIN IS MAKING STUPID DECISIONS

okay so i knew there was gonna be them doing the do but.. jfc

why

and the levels of necrophilia and monsterfucking?

again, why

"what about the common homosexual?"

yknow.. if you make something out of a human, and keep it's human shape, and teach it to be human, you really can't be surprised when it actually starts acting like a human, you actively and consciously made the choices

so as long as it has she/her pronouns you're down for it? a human or not, alive or not, just she/her? jenny, honey, YOU CAN'T BE THAT DESPERATE

(it hasn't happened yet, but jenny is most certainly thinking about it)

custody battle but one of them doesn't even want the child..? and the child isn't a child, it's a goddamn fungi AND NONE OF THIS IS EVEN LEGAL i don't think there is anything legal happening in this book I'M NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH

is it still monsterfucking if she wants to get it on with a damn fungus (that is not really magical either, it's almost a normal one)?

but she's not aware it's fungus, she thinks it's just some gloop..

god this book confuses me

murder mystery? 🧐

what do you call murder husbands - but they're not actually murdering anyone, just desecrating a dead body together and they're not actually legally husbands either?

lmao kelsier straight up lying to everyone, this man has no shame