MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Pls I love her

KIDS CALLING U PRETTY>>>>

This bitch is my whole personality pls I love Lenny and I’m so happy this is on Goodreads. Imma update yall

OFCOURSE her ex didn’t make her come. DUH

I was gonna update yall to say I didn’t cry but yeah no I’ve got tears

Reading this gives me such a reality check cuz I know no one in real life would ever do what Garret did w Aaron 💀and that’s just fucking sad.

I still love how she had that argument with that bitch

I want to rip out Tristan’s finger nails with pliers. Or with my bare fingers. That works too.

Why is she explaining herself to everyone?? She reminds me of my mom & it’s annoying. GIRL WHY U GOTTA EXPLAIN ANYTHN TO THEM!!? NO U DONT. Ignore them 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Eye roll

are we sure they are all adults? This feels like a high school Wattpad fic

I wanna say stuff but I’ll keep my mouth shut cuz yeah I’m nice

“You get away from her.” FSKSKSKS PLS

Why don’t grown ass men act their age? Like ur acting like a 10 y/o tantrum throwing ginger cat

Can I DNF this? They r being so cringe I don’t like

“You’re right. Ive been an ass.” OMG WOW WOW WOW GUYS HE REALZIED AND IM FALLING FOR HIM OMG OMG WOW WOW SHOULD I KISS HIS FEET NOW? Fuck off

Jamie is so me w my mom. “You should’ve told him to worry ab himself.” GALSKSKSK THATS ME TELLING MOM TO TWLL PEOPLE TO F OFFF

I hope ur clenched jaw breaks buddy boy

Aawww Jamie so cute😭bby

Jamie being kinda protective is so me💀

Remember when I said I’ll cry. Yeah. I have tears or boredom and frustration

Yall imma go read the criminal code of Canada. That’d be more fun

I’m so motherfuking bored

“Then why are you working here?”

Cuz I like to spend time away from my kid that’s why Garret. WHY DO U FUCKING THINK DUMBASS?

Bitch this slowburn is boring nothings burning they barely interact

Remind me why he’s talking? And why he’s the MMC?

He can suck dick and choke on it

There’s a good chance I’ll cry 💀💀

Jamie? Garrett ? What in the off campus…

Ofc he ignores her and walks back inside ofc