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violet- *gunshots*

i truly have no excuse for reading this much when i have an exam tomorrow and two research papers due this week

anyways i #hateviolet if i haven’t said it enough

violet “tell me every classified detail” sorrengail also the same violet “my mental shields aren’t good enough and i have yet to go thru torture training” sorrengail

violet “respect my boundaires” sorrengsil” also the same violet “fuck ur boundaries” sorrengail

(i hate her)

starting off w saying that u refuse to think logically about this there goes ur whole fucking character don’t pmooooo

spoilers kinda

“he lied to me i cant trust him…” girl u r the general’s daughter. he is responsible for 107 lives. and in his defense u did get them busted within HOURS of being told a sliver of info. bffr

violet is emotionally stunted. she pmo so bad.

I keep forgoring to update my progress fawk

So it's actually so so obvious, I fear I have the brain of a worm. I am stupid.

Also as this is really the first real book I'm like super into reading rn, would love to update all with my reading speed: absolutely atrocious. Like actually vile. Not even like I'm consciously aware that I'm like struggling or something, just naturally happening and I look back and am gagged at how little I've read in such a long time.

Err yes I am reading this again, but my reasoning this time is that I am actually reading it this time mmm yessss indeed. They lowkey made this Xaden thing hella obvious already, my ass def was too slow to pick up on any of this, even if I want brain damaged tbh.

gay people!! :33

mmm me likey

interesting choices being made here fs!!!!!

hmmmmm

mmm this lowk giving fourth wing

shhh my goodreads pals, look not closely at this

some of these stories i dont think i’d understand even unbraindamaged. but all is worth for the little gems

I don't remember where I left off ong

I am clawing at the walls. the trip to Hades was cool mostly bc there were so many other characters who got to speak other than Odysseus.

also I feel like Odysseus is to blame for half the stuff his men do. like if he wasn't so arrogant and told his men all the info he knew half the shit wouldn't happen. they wouldn't open the bag of wind! they would still kill the cows tho..

I'm BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING.

No review for books 1-4 bc I fell asleep to my reader and was too lazy to go back, the Telemachy is lowk a snore anyways so not missing much.

uhhh forgor to do this on monday
Books 20-22: Achilles in his idgaf era like yeah fsfs fight a river, u want mercy? sorry, achilles dgaf rn. also hector running LAPS to stay away from achilles was lowk funny

corny aahhh let this shit be over

Books 16-19: ... genuinely depressing. like was he getting a little cuckoo out there? yes! but in fairness that was not even his fault like imma Patroclus defend here and say zeus put all that shit in his head. and like he doesn't even really die by hector, but really by Apollo?????? bruh.

tell me why the HORSES were mourning. wouldn't go back or move bc they were too busy crying. and the grief of achilles... lord

Books 11-15: PATROCLUS NOOOO DO NOT DO IT THE HOES LIE THEY WANT U TO FAIL DO NOT LET THE OPS WIN PATROCLUS

mmmm

mm that story read like hella fanfic but who am i to complain about that or gay angels

okay i missed a lot of updates and i read a lot BUT i will comment on arguably one of the best scenes bc of the AUDACITY. hector telling his wife, ‘man ur gonna suffer sm when ur a slave but yk i hope ill be dead by then so i wont have to hear it 😔 so sowwy adromache’ LIKE BROTHER……. anyways!!!!

all i can say is… SNORE!

Book 3: Paris delusional ass getting beat tf up LMFAOO. Also Helen literally spitting bars, bc yeah Aphrodite, if u think Paris is so hot then why don't YOU sleep with him?? Tbh idek how it's a debate if she was kidnapped or went willingly bc it literally is so explicit in her saying she was tricked and misled? Like be so fr

Book 2: the mf beatings continues jfc. and the fucking PAGES AND PAGES OF ROLL CALL IDC WHAT EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER AND THEIR MOTHER'S (NO JOKE) NAME IS BRUH. homer does NOT know how to stick to the plot bruh