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This is the first time I feel some something significantly has even happened. But I was surprised.

More Carrion, less spice please 🙏🏻

They literally decimated the vampire court and just… left? wtf?

I can’t with these too. “She’s so hot. I want to bang her. Her scent. My mate.” Please stop.

Honestly I’m actually tired of them gushing over each other and then doing it.

I’m already over the word mate.

At this point I’m only excited about the Carrion chapters.

I mean this respectfully, but I am kind of tired of hearing how much Saeris is obsessed with Kingfisher.

“Ah, screw it.” 🙌

“If I’m Autumn, he’s spring. He’s all smiles and glowing warmth.”

“If you see one of these at the start of a scene” - he motions to a small collection of taxidermy wolves-“you’re probably meeting a villain.”

“…before shucking off his velvet jacket abs tossing it into a taxidermy fox.”

HARLEY MOTHER FUCKING PARKS

Okay I thought people were exaggerating how bad the Rhysand comments were but there are SO MANY.

She has to be one of the fates he gave up…

Ix’s Tits!!!

Atrius!!

Literally. Fuck. Yes.

SEPTIMUS PRINCE OF THE HOUSE OF BLOOD! *~FINALLY~*

Mische’s voice is perfection in the audio. And that epilogue is was *chefs kiss*

Update: huge red flag he just ended his engagement 3 weeks ago. No.

“He knew he was killing her and her lady parts”. The cringe level is already pretty high and I have an Abby Jimenez waiting in the queue so this better get better ASAP or it’s going in the DNF pile.

“He was the love of her life and he let the world make him too small for her.”

Am I accidentally in my brothers era? 😂

Houston, we have depth.

It’s 26% and I’m not sure anything has happened yet…

Is Alessandra undercover? That would be a fun twist.

“Maybe he was the love of my life. No, I am certain that he was. But happy endings are not the rule. Sometimes you give it your all, and things still don’t turn out well. Sometimes A for effort looks just like an F in the funhouse mirror.”

If Joan is Jamie or Ryes wife I’m going to riot

Okay but is verity Cressida?