Jonathan Orme > Recent Status Updates

Malachi:

Esau just cannot catch a break! My goodness!

Zechariah:

What? I'm not a prophet. I'm a, uh, uh, a farmer! Yeah, a farmer. I farm. I don't even put honey on my locusts!

I expect to be told the specific impulse of this dragon thruster, Terold!

I love the insinuation that Aristotle qualifies as an appalling lack of intellectual life

Oh this is ILLUSTRATED

I can't believe nobody has made the Death by Chocolate joke yet

So if yeti are a type of troll, and trolls are made of rocks, I guess that means yeti have asbestos fur?

Oops, percent not pages

I'm just imagining the longships and barge all stuck together like a big Traffic Jam game while everyone's fighting

Haggai:

Call him Zerubbabling because he be a signet ring

Zephaniah:

Anyone who's watched the Owl House knows that a hoot comes before destruction.

"Is it not written in the sacred text, 'You owe me five dollars'?"

Habakkuk:

"Stop making for yourself images of wood and gold. God is not there, they can do nothing for you!"

*one chapter later*

Choirmaster Ryan Seacrest: "Tonight, on Hebrew Idol..."

Nahum:

I guess Jonah eventually gets his wish.

"Maybe a holiday at the seaside will help us with our humanity-ending plague problem."

"PLEASE let this be a normal field trip."

(in unison) "With the Suz? No way!"

Did he just set bail at negative one dollar?

Micah:

Finally found the George Washington retirement verse from Hamilton

Never bring a knife to a pipe wrench fight

They are NOT practicing social distancing lol, even with a disease with a 100% mortality rare

Jonah:

The cows! Don't forget about the cows!

Obadiah:

Poor Esau once again

Amos:

Jacob's just a small boy, from a small family

Lol the hand terminal was definitely broken before she threw it

I thought the subtitle was a cute metaphor but this is literally a story about a bus ride

Girl you haven't a clue what Duarte even wants, and you're trying to guess his next move?

That's a reasonable reaction to discovering a bedbug

The Scone abides.

The Scone abides.

Since measles kills your Memory B cells, and Memory B cells that accidentally were trained on self-antigens are the cause of autoimmune diseases, I wonder if an intentional measles infection could be a very not-worth-it treatment for an autoimmune disease.