Skylar > Recent Status Updates

“You have to believe in something, or you have nothing to live for.” - Bruce

“I was wrong.
I wasn’t a sex addict.
I was a Rhyland addict.”

“She’s my girl.” - Rhyland about Grav

“Are you fucking him as we speak?!” - Tucker 😂

Ch. 28 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

“ I like you too, little stinker.” - Rhyland

Ch. 25 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

“And if I had the freedom to choose, I’d still choose you.”

“Take a step back before I disembowel you without anesthesia.”

“If your kid doesn’t see you chase your own dream, how do you expect them to chase theirs?”

“Enemies to lovers trope have the best sex.”

“Good night, rascal.” - Rhyland

“I’d never held a woman like this. Never been held like this either.” - Rhyland

“Kids tru were the best adverstiments for contraception.” - Rhyland

“So every night before I go to bed, I always look at the stars and dream in my head while I’m wide awake.” - Dylan

“I firmly believe people who want to get their butt fucked should. It’s no one’s else business.” 😳

“I don’t you can get him fired.”
“Why?”
“He is a mannequin.” 🤣

“It was the ring… I’d cut it out of the Vogue issue and hung it on my Big Fairy-Tale Wedding pinboard.” - Dylan

“The pill wouldn’t be necessary… she couldn’t know. Couldn’t learn the level fo fuckery that was my life.” 😓

“I’d made a career of fake-dating people, and now I had to pay for someone to fake-date me.”

Y grasp on the English language had loosened in the past five seconds. Do you mean to tell me you want to, uh, fuck?” - Rhyland 🤯

“People were a means to an end. And her means could put an end to my sticky financial situation.”

“I knew she was in over her head and I was going to capitalize on that shit till the cows came home.” 🐮

“She fucking tipped me.
That just happened.
I lied. I want indifferent to her.
I wanted to kill her.”

“Rhyland put the “fun” in dysfunctional.”😂
“Rhyland put the “heat” in heathen.” 😂

“That’s Gravity… aka the light of my life.” - Rhyland (Lying to Bruce)
“You must be living in the Dark Ages then.” - Dylan 😅

“This didn’t contradict my desire for him. I also desired three Valium’s and an entire mango key lime cheesecake and still knew they had the power to destroy me.” 🍰

“I don’t want to help… Unfortunately you’re my best friend’s baby sister, and I have some level of decorum not to leave you and your child to get stabbed by a cab driver.” - Rhyland 😂

“If I were a crier, I’d cry.” 😢

“Life wasn’t black and white. Either dazzling Cannes fantasy escapades or dowdy, never ending diner shifts and household chores. I didn’t have to live the life my luck arranged for me.” ⭐️