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Note to self: don't wear black sneakers in Paris

Many people in my life can be meretricious:)

Many people in my life can be meretricious:)

Like Water for Chocolate?! I wish they assigned this book at my school!

Totally callipygian!

"Something about how someone doesn't understand how shining and special you are, and that you are going to go dance in a club and wave your hands in the air and have a "drank" and show everyone the truth! I was thinking that I liked nineties music so much more." I couldn't agree more FLB!

"His teeth small and roundish and his lips so plush-looking you can take a nap on them."

"My stomach churned like it was full of macaroni salad that had sat out too long in the sun."

"There us no humiliation that a concubines does not deserve so wait until another one of your men dies and put the shoes on him." You tell Petra Fernanda! Go girl! Lol

I see the light...I see the light...66 more pages left!