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The lady at the library who’s in change of the cheesy romance book club told me I might be happier if I stopped reading devastatingly sad books so I’m reading this now

Another “i’m bored at work let me check out an ebook” read. Im grateful to this book because sometimes I forget to appreciate good writing, and then prose like this comes along. It reads so much like wattpad that I’ve spent the last 50 or so pages waiting to get adopted by one direction.

Guys this book is so good but the eating people descriptions are gonna make me vom. I keep having to walk laps around the apartment. V dizzying

I’m getting My Year of Rest and Relaxation vibes and that is worrying to me