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10:30pm thoughts be wondering what would happen if I just went AWOL and didn’t talk to anybody for a few months. Some people are starting to really fricking piss me off without realizing it

Shallan Shallan, I am experiencing second hand embarrassment for you during your run in with my main man girlboss Kaladin. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GIRLIE POP AHGHF

Girlboss kaladin being a depresso espresso

I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE BOOK IS CALLED OMG!!!! It’s My Daniel by Pam Conrad. Essentially the main character is a grandma walking through a museum and recalls her past with fossil hunting. I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND THE BOOK

Y’all okay- I remember reading a book about a girl living in the plains like Kansas. I think it was her/ family that found dinosaur fossils nearby and then who knows what happened after that. I read this book a really long time ago so it should have been published before 2016ish. I distinctly remember the main character talked about how her grandma would roll her own cigarettes🤷‍♀️ BOOK TITLE??

Shallan is being a girlboss fr

Wait Tale of the Nine Tailed SEASON 2 IS TOMORROW WOOT WOOT YAYYYYYSHDHDJSJJSIAKAKKA OMG SO EXCITED

I’m going to commit horrible atrocities toward the College Board because their fucking test kicked me out in the middle of my exam and they are blaming it on me. ON ME!LIKE HELLO ITS YOUR FKING APP THAT KICKED ME OUT AND SUBMITTED MY EXAM BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED IT SO IT SHOULD BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!! Istg I’m so mad. They’re making me retake the exam- at least the essay part if not both FRQ+MCQs

I hate it when I have an image of something in my head but then the book has a random illustration that totally contradicts my imagination

Agh I’m allergic to the world today yet I’m sitting in my hammock = my eyes literally streaming waterfalls and I can’t see my book thru the tears sob sob but not for a sad reason

Girlie shattered both her legs but got saved by the island god? Go off, i guess (ps not Shallan theyre a different side character)(Shallans in not much of a better situation anyway)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE KYLA HASNT READ IT YET AND I DONT WANT TO SPOIL THIS

Brooo Dalinar whattup with you today

Yoooo wait what?

Omg ITS A TURTLE

I. HAVE. FINISHED. MUST SLEEP. WORK TOMORROW. CRYING

HOLY FRICKKK KALADIN!!!! AHFJDJJSKSKBDN ANBFBDHAHALOSKDKS AKKSLALAMAMNSHD AKAKBDJSOALJSLSJSHVSBFHDHD ABHFJDJDHDJJD

Kaladin is such a girlboss but like bro you almost killed yourself with that stunt

Gahahjajdjdjjsj DALINARRR

Yooooooo letsgo Sadeas he’s getting redemption from my criticism