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"Morticia" - Lmao!!!!!!

Love it, love it, love it!!!!!!!!!! :D

Awwwww! :'(

Clues for what??????? Oh no..

Whuuuttt!

Lol I'm loving this! "He shook his head slowly then looked at me for a second. 'I'd like to try this after you've brushed your teeth."

"Oh my freaking hell. My hair...is still there. Like, nearly all of it. And so is the wax - which has not hardened, obviously. I scramble for the strip and examine three or four small hairs...and that's it. That's it?"

Bahahah! She tried to give herself a bikini wax!!!

Anal cream! LMAO

Another cliffhanger! Dammit!

Oh my God, poor Jax! :(

"His voice more forceful, he commanded, "Lay down on the bed. You got to eat what you wanted. Now it's my turn."

Lmao Riley said Jax left her with blue balls. I'm really liking these two together.

"Jax isn't exactly the 'together' type, with anyone," she said, wrinkling her nose. "The length of his relationships can usually be measured with a stopwatch."

Lol what did you do to this mob of men, Stud, that's got them in such a tizzy??

Not so bad so far! Just enough to spark some interest.

Wtf!! Cliffhanger?!??!!!

"...totally fuckable." Omg. Poor guy! Doesn't even know what he's saying!

His peers are assholes!

Wow!!!! Talk about a performance!!! :D

"I like penis." LOL. Way to jump right to it and let him know you're interested! :D

Love that this is in Garth's POV!

Oh! My! Gahd!! :D

Oh my God. She was so horrible!!!

LOL Charlie Bravo!

Oh no..........

Wow Jolene. I don't like you. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt!

"Fu, fu, fu, fu-fu-fu.." He was truly at a loss. It was a rare moment to witness with Garth Black. Lmao! Jesse bet Garth to stop cussing and saying Garth's favorite word: F*ck!

I like Alex. She's so funky, off-the-wall, and real!

LOL Garth thinks Jesse is gonna go brokeback on him!