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“. “That’s the truth, isn’t it? She left me alone with you too many times. After school, while she’s off at church. And there you are, sprawling out on your Daddy in nothing but T-shirts and panties, so he can’t concentrate on the ball game. There’s only so much a man can stand.”

this woman needs a therapy session how is this arousing 🚨🚨🚨🚨

“To pretend what we’re doing is against the rules. As if my mother is downstairs assuming me and Joseph are behaving the way a father and daughter would. But we’re not behaving. We’re too drawn to each other for that.”

wtf coaie😀😀😀

“. I’ve busted so many times against the side of your house, I’ve worn the paint off.”

this man needs yo be locked up

“When I fantasize about Mila—and it’s an hourly occurrence—I’m being almost…parental toward her. I’m brushing that long, midnight hair while she’s perched on my knee, lecturing her about never leaving the house in short skirts.”

😐😐😐

“It bloomed and heated and grew weightier until Joseph became my father figure and the man who touched my body. In my dreams, anyway.”

ughhh😀😀

“I know it’s wrong. I know it’s bad. He’s a man of God and look what I’ve done. I’ve cast my darkness in his direction and reeled him in. If my mama knew, she’d take the wooden spoon to my backside and bruise me good.”

yes because women are the ones at fault for the arousal of men who can't keep it in their pants

“Mama says men are ninety percent animal and no amount of praying or repenting can stop those things between their thighs from standing up, searching for somewhere to…what? I’m not sure. All I know is that lately, down at the water hole, boys have been looking at me strangely, pushing and tugging at their bulging laps. I reckon it’s me that’s the cause.”

you'd think a man wrote this🙂🥴

dintotdeauna mi am dorit sa fut un preot asta vreau sa fiu cand cresc mare

nvm step STEP😀nup nu.....poate?👀

should i feel embarrassed for feeling aroused by this?🤔

regula e sa nu ma futi si sa mi vorbesti in franceza NU E VOIE

“For as long as I can remember, I have been in love with love.”

ceva scurtutz ca maine scriu eseu pisat

deci sa mi bag pula n Jace n am cunoscut om mai prost si mai enervat fereasca pune botu la orice te rog kys for the better

“speak, “Jocelyn is your mother, Jonathan. And Clary—Clary is your sister.”

how wonderFUL SUPERBISI😀😀

my gosh IS JACE DUMB

THE INCEST TEASE WAS NOT NEEDED

noapte bună o termin maine

“Isabelle, who had been standing by the window, rolled her eyes. “I forgot that’s what gets you all hot and bothered, Jace. Girls killing things.”

so true of him

“Isabelle used her beauty like she used her whip, but Clary didn’t know she was beautiful at all. Maybe that was why.”

wow Jace Wayland is a directioner confirmed 🤔

ugh the men in this are so stupid is the kindest word i can give them (it does bot include Magnus Vane ofc 😌)

“You invited him into bed?” Simon demanded, looking shaken.
“Ridiculous, isn’t it?” said Jace. “We would never have all fit.”
“I didn’t invite him into bed,” Clary snapped. “We were just kissing.”

“Just kissing?” Jace’s tone mocked her with its false hurt. “How swiftly you dismiss our love.”

😈

Magnus may be the only good thing to come out of this book

“Jace nodded. “Don’t want to overstay our welcome.”
“What welcome?” Magnus asked. “I’d say it was a pleasure to meet you, but it wasn’t. Not that you aren’t all fairly charming, and as for you—” He dropped a glittery wink at Alec, who looked astounded. “Call me?”

CE L AS FUTE

“. “Honestly, I don’t know why I have these parties.”
“Because of your cat,” Clary reminded him.
Magnus perked up. “That’s true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.” ”

i love him

“ Clary fought the urge to sneeze. She hated vanilla perfume. She’d never understood why some girls felt the need to smell like dessert.”

it shows that ut was written in the late 2000s🥴

the next chapter is titled MAGNUS BANE 😏😏my only reason for reading this (well him, JEM AND TESSA)

“Two words leaped out at her, burning into her eyes: “MAGNUS BANE.”

MY MAN HEEHEHEHEHE