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se tot plange atata ca prostu TE MIRI CA EL nu o intelege pe Ela, uite o idee, mai nebuneasca asa ...PAI TE AI GANDIT SA O INTREBI, SA VORBESTI CU EA PROSTU DRACU te tot plangi atata GROW TF UP tot filosofezi atata tot turui ca o moara stricata de ce incult esti tu da o clipa nu te ai fi gandit SA COMUNICI CU EA BORATU DRACU

ce are omu asta BA PETRESCULE ce fascinatie perversa ai cu felinele de le tot asociezi cu femeile , puneți ștreangul la gat

"durerea cea mai insuportabila in dragoste nu e atât sã fii lipsit de o voluptate, cât să constati că plăcerea pe care o dodeai si credeai că singur poti s-o trezesti (care, tocmai prin acest ocol intoarsa, era adevarata ta voluptate) nu mai e, ca o clapa care nu sună. Căci acum totul se petrecea alaturi de mine, cu excluderea mea."

where's the romance

mihai baltat is this you?

"Cu ce drept sã ucizi o femeie care nu te mai iubeste? N-ai decât s te desparti. Dragostea-i frumoas tocmai pentru că nu poate cunoaste
nici o silnicie. E preferint sincer. Nu poti să-mi impui sã te iubesc cu sila."

macar un om cu cap in toata conversația

"E ingrozitoare uneori aceast putere a unei
singure propozitiuni, in timpul unei convorbiri normale, ca sa porneasca dintr-o data macinarea sufleteasca, asa cum din zecile de combinatii cu sapte litere ale unui lact secret, una singur deschide spre interior."

nu mai pot te rog lasa te de scris

drier than i ever been ugh what's this🥲

this is so corny it makes my stomach turn CANT EVEN FORCE MYSELF TO FINISH IT

this is all so boring 🥲their relationship makes no sense and it's depicted exactly as what Sloane from past books would have gagged on😀

i for one would never skinny dip with a man why are their bodies so stiff and unattractive

i dont care about your dead mother please ITS SO BORING 🙂‍↕️

“There’s no way we’ll finish all this,” I said, sinking onto one of the giant cushions that doubled as a seat.
“Probably not,” Xavier admitted. “I didn’t know what dishes you like best, so I ordered a bit of everything.” ”

THEN FUCKING ASK😐it will go to waste🖕

“Correction: it was covered with a feast. Coconut puff sticks sat next to grilled and marinated chicken skewers; classic pad Thai noodles starred alongside pineapple fried rice served in an actual hollowed-out pineapple, and an array of soups and curries perfumed the air with lemongrass, ginger, cumin, and a dozen other mouthwatering spices.”

you will not be eating all that😐Overconsumption 😍😍

“When you said you booked the hotel, you booked the whole hotel?”
“I like supporting family businesses.” His dimples twinkled with mischief. “I also like privacy.”
”

capitalism is not sexy go lay in a ditch

BORING YAWNING 🥲

“Good girl.” I gathered her hair in a fist and tugged her head back. The rise and fall of her chest quickened, and a small smile touched my lips. “I like it better wrapped around my fist.”

fute ma

this is so bad i had to stop mid chapter to take a break🙂‍↕️

“I was the odd one out. I didn’t mind it; I would rather be single and content than in a relationship and miserable. But there were slivers of time when I wondered how it would feel to exist in the world knowing there was someone who loved me totally, unconditionally, and whole-heartedly for who I was instead of who they wanted me to be.”

“I don’t want a kiss or a one-night stand,” he said. “I want you. I want to know you outside work. I want to take you on real dates. And I don’t know if it’ll work out in the end, but I want us to at least try.”

“The problem? Men always got so attached. Sleep with them a couple of times and they suddenly thought we were going to ride off into the sunset together.”

s au mozolit am avut dreptate a fost gustos

when they go into the library YOU KNOW A KISS OR A DICK DOWN IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

“I like my room.” Xavier’s smile took on a devilish slant. “You’re welcome to join me. There’s plenty of space.”

“How’s delusion treating you?” I asked, striving for indifference even as I strangled my glass.
“Quite well.” Xavier’s eyes gleamed like he could reach inside me and pick out every filthy, inappropriate thought. He leaned against the wall, seemingly unaware of the havoc he’d just wreaked.”

“clean, woodsy thing he had going on.”

i had men cologne DONT GET NEAR ME WITH THAT STINK ON YOU

“Romantic comedy was the most unrealistic genre in Hollywood. Falling off a seventh-floor balcony and getting up a minute later to chase after the bad guy was more believable than workplace rivals who suddenly “discover” they have feelings for each other and live happily ever after.”

LITERALLY I LOVE YOU