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for the book club babies🫶

This brought a smile to my face. "I want that on a T-shirt," I said. "Fran Lebowitz thinks about me every day."
Shit, I want that shirt, too!

You’re alright, too (I guess)

AGHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED

reading a book in french because of my guilty conscience…

trying to finish it today😭🙏

getting ready for book club 🫶

final part baby😝😝😝🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

We’re getting there babes!

“The couple were childless and Matilda then headed back to her father, whom she hadn't seen since she was packed off to Germany at the age of eight as the emperor's intended bride. (Obviously she didn't marry him when she was eight. That would have been barbaric. They waited until she was twelve.)”
JESUS😭

dei kuerz orwell fanfiction wou hat do geschriwwen huet war mer dann awer bessi ze vill gewiecht…

j‘adore😭
“The bottom (fart) line is this: I don't want to become someone who will blithely carry on when a king's name is as close to the word cunt as Cut's is. If I get to the point where that amusement is lost on me - the fact that a big important serious king is very very nearly called King Cunt, King Cunt the Great or the Great Big Cunt - then I think an important part of me will have died.”

peeing my pants here😭
“I don't know where the idea of Vikings having horns on their helmets came from, but it's a brilliant one. In every possible way, other than the literal truth, they totally had horns on their helmets. Horned helmets was absolutely their vibe and I feel we all have a right to that deeper artistic truth.”

oh… i‘m not liking it so far😭 why is it so high rated??

Dat Buch gett mir esou een heavy feeling in my gut😭 merci monsieur! ech lieben et elo schon🫶

attempting to finally finish this one today KNOCK ON WOOD PLS

more entertaining than the kardashians…

Yk what… I CAN identify with the construction of Colombia!

“The adolescent mulatto girl, with her small bitch's teats, was naked on the bed” Why is he the funniest man alive😭 I can never take his books seriously 😭😭😭😭

I only picked up this book bc I thought he was a woman😭

After the longest shortest trimester ever, I’m officially back🥳💅 Finallyyyyyyyyyy

Ruth is such a cunt😭 In like a BAD WAY

what da fack is going on