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bro seth & caleb almost fucked during their freshie yr?! the other books made it sound like it was an accidental kiss during a 3some LMAO they were all alone... until washer ruined the moment 😀

“i was on top of him, him face down & me shoving his head into the mud. i yanked his pants down & spanked his ass with the paddle”

what are we talkin abt... 🤨 WHAT ARE WE TALKINNNN ABTTT 😏 (jk)

“shall we watch some more of that pegasus porn we found online? two horns, one cup”

i need more authors to make niche, gen z chronically online jokes like this ASAPPP 🙂‍↕️

“If she was a pretty little tease from afar, she was one dirty slut of rock up close.” sethy ilysm i might just reread za soon

“I dedicate this book to none other than me, King Lionel Acrux”

ahh it's truly like this when you're an aries. thank fuck i haven't read all of solaria u already or else i'd be in a slump rn

i gotta take a break from this infuriating book rn bc i'm skimming and i neverrrr do that

this is draggingggggggg FUCK this book 😵‍💫🖕🏽

this book is not for me. absolutely not. but alas i will try not to DNF 🙄

i hate this fmc. she is so weak of mind i wanna slap her through the pages

unlikeable characters that act like pussies are not for me i fear 😔 just gotta get to book 2

dallas is the worst lol i don't like her

what crawled up dallas' ass tf

“i laughed with elation. now cry as you apologize.” this whole exchange has me dying of laughter even as i type this 😭💀

not the breakup drama 😭

“whose mans was this?” i love this type of writing haha it's so casual

“i took a waffle out of my pocket and had a bite. my terror abated slightly.” lol this fmc is hilarious

“i can learn to piss standing up too, fuckers.” LMAO

rip anya. but where tf is audra? that old bitch better show up with some help or something

so much trauma god

“thea knew three things” i'm sensing a pattern here

kipp is a fav

“heard you were looking for me, princess” 😍🔥

“i'm going to kill him” i doubt it girl but i love the energy

what the fuck. not the betrayallllll

thea girl pls go tear his ass up rq

“there was only one bed.” haha THATS RIGHT

“he now knew three things…” giving c.c.

“wilder hawthorne, the hand of death, a warsword of thezmarr, was irrevocably in love with her.” then act right...

“who.’ hawthorne demanded. ‘who did this to you?” hehehehehe