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tension is giving tea

“who needs him? or any man! love is for people w/not enough wine in their hands” lmao blk humor is always top tier 🤣

ok her being a revenant is EXACTLY the same as fbaa, but i digress

“i must be more careful or we'll all be braiding one another's hair & getting matching tattoos” crypt is my fucking favorite

“i come in my pants. fuck. oh dear gods, no.”

bahaha i thought everett was a bore bc of the #virgin status but this made me cackle 🤣

“the gods are cruel, but i can't resist anymore. so fuck it all. you're stuck with me until the tragic end”

love it. need more of it.

“please dream of me, for if i could dream, it would always be of you”

AHHH

“he groans his apology again & again, groveling between my thighs as he slowly unravels me” as all men should 🙂‍↕️

wtf i thought she was supposed to be a good assassin lol

“the beta is already dead. sad. i wanted to see him cry.” what a badass 🤩

“three monsters & a popsicle in a tweed jacket”

i'm having so much fun rn

“it takes a lot to make me lose control. but they’re. fucking. getting. there.” she literally has the best humor ever. i love her more than ANY of the guys lmaooo

“boring. pick a different threat.” ooo i love her 😭💀 i just love the vibes of this fmc so much IM EATING THIS UPPP

“do i get to be the first to worship & spoil the fuck out of your sweet pussy or do i get to put anyone who tried to please you in the past to absolute shame? i want to know how to fantasize about fucking you when i jack myself raw later.”

BAELFIRE YOU A CRAZY MF FR FR

“you’re now down to three questions.” technicallyyyyy it just two but whatevs

“do i look like your shrink?” LMAO maven is rude & honestly kinda terrifying

LOVE THAT FOR HER

so maven has to be tied to this nether region right? i mean i guess i'll see soon since this book is so fast paced

“This series is for all the ladies who think STFUATTDLAGG is great…
but BAGBALTPTICOYF is better.”

🎶 i think i'm gonna like it hereeeeee 🎶

in the biggest reading hangover ever rn omg

yeaaaaaa xander & ghoul can trip over some knives but i'm glad this incident made scythe stand tf up

i hope xander dies lmao. such a waste of space

the art work 😭 the yearning 😭 the tradgedyyyyy 😭

scythe you will always be my #1 boy no matter what happens

"oh fuckity fuck" no. i'm not doing this again. this book just lost a star

ok so ghoul is done for. wtf is he doing working for daddy serpent?! boooo how boring & pathetic of him 🤮 i think lia should kill them both :)

i already know this plan will get fucked smh

tbh as long as scythe is ok idc abt the rest that much

safe word is: fairy bread

“get on.” “get on what?” i say, alarmed & confused & a bit wet.

i'm deadddd

now wtf is ghoul doing w/sabrina 🤨 he better act right...

“for those who’ve ever felt like an alien in this world. scythe gets it. i get it.”

he is my tentative fav still but ghoul is right up there too ;) what can i say 🤷🏽‍♀️ i love the broody, mysterious ones esp if they got unique looks

i soooo ship ryatt & emonie 🤭 hehehe