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Yep. “Shmac” is definitely Levi 🤭 let’s see how long it takes her to realise 😃

Nauuurrrrrrrr

See this plot is already getting me way more interested than The Love Hypothesis. There’s way more going on and so far it seems like Levi is genuinely an ass to her whereas Adam was kind of just moody and closed off rather than going out of his way to be rude to olive.

I’m too far into this book for kindle to suddenly decide to realise that I’ve well and truly surpassed the “sample” length but I am not complaining 🤪

Turns out the excerpt I’ve already read was just the second chapter 💃

Already more interesting than The Love Hypothesis, although equally as predictable 😍 let me guess, Levi didn’t want to work with her because he has a crush on her and not because he detests her 😱 oh and cue “Levi sees her in the same dress he met her in and falls even more in love” moment 🙄

Reading the Kindle sample and also read the excerpt from The Love Hypothesis.

Thank god she wasn’t pregnant…not even sure why I thought that lol

IS SHE PREGNANT????

Oh HELL YEAH!!!! She recorded Tom’s BS !!!!!!!!!!!! 💃💃💃

This is why I hate romances. WHY ARE YOU ENDING THE ROMANCE???? IS THAT NOT THE WHOLE POINT!!??!,!?!!!?!?

Oh god, what exactly does she have to do 🤨

ARE YOU SERIOUS OLIVE??????? HE JUST TICKLED YOUR PICKLE OF COURSE THE FEELINGS ARE MUTUALLLLLL 😭😭😭😭

Ok…

Ok

EXCUSE ME???!!!!?!?!!

Let’s all use our big strong adult brains here 😃

Welp, just called my dog “Olive” because I’ve been reading this book all day 👍

“ I forgot my pyjamas” 😐of COURSE you did. And I suppose you’ll just HAVE TO borrow something of Adam’s?? Romance novel logic 👏👏

#CRINGE (cries in single and alone)

OH HELLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO TOM

“Covered in chocolate”??!!?!?? But Adam doesn’t like chocolate 😱 which could only mean 😳 HE BOUGHT IT FOR HER 😨😨😨😨😍😍😍😍😍

And here I was naively thinking my there wouldn’t be a miscommunication trope in this book 🤦🏾‍♀️

This book is giving me physical reactions and I don’t know if they’re the good or bad kind

Oh my god why’s Olive so clueless. Yes, Olive, Adam IS “The Guy” from the bathroom stop being so dull 🤦🏾‍♀️ but omg they held hands for the first time 😝😝😝😝 are they gonna fall in….LOVE???!!!! 😮😳😳😨🤔🤭🤭🤪🤪🤪

“They’d kissed twice after all. Why not share a bit of snot?” BECAUSE ITS DISGUSTING???!!!!!

Literally gagged

*audiobook* the way the narrator is doing this wannabe sexy deep voice to imitate Adam actually makes my skin crawl xx

K I do kinda like Adam now just because he’s giving fanon Richie Tozier vibes lol. So I’ll just picture Richie and all should be well. Olive is super annoying though.