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hey guys is it physically possible to drive a lawnmower over someone's head

this is so good so far :o im shocked

idk why but the minute u start describing ships and ports i get bored to death

i think im too dumb to understand any of this

as gross as whats being described is, the writing is actually rly pretty lol

white parents are soooo fucking useless

steroids rly make u one hard son of a bitch to kill huh

these rly are the dumbest kids ever

"Depression's inadequate. A full scale emotional collapse is the minimum required to
justify letting everyone down."

already had to lie back n close my eyes for a minute

i hate all these kids and their useless parents tbh

im getting so much whiplash from these characters. omg get it WHIP

severin is a pussy ass bitch. he spends like 50 pages begging her to make him her slave and the minute she starts doing what HE BEGGED HER TO DO !!! he's like 👉👈 dont u wuv me anymowe wanda 🥺 GIRL MAKE UP UR MIND

imagining how much better carrie would be if it were written by a woman

eleanor n theodora are gonna fall in love and spruce up the place and live happily ever after the end

i think shirley jackson and jenny slate would have a magical conversation over brunch

eleanor is soso me . major #girl vibes going on

man i hate when husbands trick their wives into having a devil orgy :(