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I feel bad for Jessamine, but I don’t see how she can have a happy ending.

Toxic yaoi, love to see it
But no fr like don’t go inheriting blood money, that’s horrible.

I’d use it against him. How do YOU know I am out here, doing gay shit?

Bram, he’s gay

So if both Zeb and Wynn are grandsons, does this mean Zeb will ALSO die by 50?

Good for you, little autistic boy, don’t marry your cousin. You don’t want the family sticky hands

Isn’t Bram already married? His wife is like… right there? Are we about to speed run a divorce?

Kid with autism

The dragon onesie lost a whole star on my rating

… he put the ring in some dead dude’s eyeholes? More thoughtful than like 90% of proposals I read ngl

Can someone get this man a DOCTOR??

NO??? LOBOTOMY DAVID?? Honestly if I wasn’t so severely depressed rn, maybe I’d actually have guessed that. I probably should have ngl

Glad to know the cat is doing well, but who tf is this?

I feel like even if the restaurant isn’t open and operating yet, THAT was against health code standards.

I skipped most of this. I don’t need to read straight people sex

Always fun to taunt people with the bodies of their dead mothers

You’re not a very good serial killer, are you?

Sorry you got cockblocked by an oven, but are we fr just leaving Dr. Murder to keep doing his thing?

Who is taking care of the cat while yall do all of this? Also, is that the whole cookies and cream thing? A bit underwhelming idk

First of all, I agree girl, that’s annoying as fuck to have him riding your coat tails after you do all the work. Secondly, why do yall use your real names 😭 like bruh. Third, tf is up with this dude and figs?? But finally
Rowan you dumbass, ofc it’s cannibalism

Normally I’d be off put by lurking outside of someone’s home for days but like yall are already serial killers so what am I worried about?

You fly all that way to eat at his restaurant and… not talk to him? What? I don’t understand straight people

Okay yeah fuck that pervert, kill him, but also yall better remember to take care of his cat 😤

Boobing boobily

What’s the dragon dick book? I wanna read that one

I mean I’m cheering for her. Get those eyes, girly

A girl’s gotta have her vices~

What fucking restaurant are you at that you can have these loud ass conversations about murder?

Idk, maybe something is wrong with me where I’d kinda be into it. He frees me from a cage, helps cover my murder, gets me a shower AND dinner? Deal

Idk, maybe something is wrong with me where I’d be kinda into it. He frees me from a cage, helps cover my murder, gets me a shower AND dinner? Deal