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i told my mom i’d finish this before i go back to virginia and i don’t think that’ll happen

i stopped reading mid-page bcs my boyfriend got home and i think that says a lot about how much im enjoying this book

this did not start how i wanted it to start

time for the yearly romance attempt (faerie edition) (ignore the gay potioneer one i tried that was just boring)

“‘We do not love because people deserve it—nor would I want to be loved because I was the most deserving of some list of candidates. I want to be loved for my worst self as well as my best. I want to be forgiven my flaws.”

BRO 😭😭😭😭😭

distracting myself from a situationship but it is not successful LET ME READ

nvm i was at story 8

story 7: 4/10 where is the horror

story 7: 5/10 it was so anti-climactic wtf

story 6: 8.5/10 THEY KILLED SOMEONE!!!! IT WASNT A HAPPY ENDING YHEY FED HIM TO THE TREESSSSSSSSS

story 5: 7/10 but only bcs i liked the lady of the lake aspect and sapphics duh

story 4: 7/10 IT WAS ALMOST GOOD IT WAS ALMOST SCARY STOP GIVING THEM HAPPY ENDINGS MAKE THEM SUFFER also piggly wiggly was mentioned rowan

story 3: 6/10 ??? it was better than the first two bcs i like ghosts but where is the folk horror!!!

story 2: 3/5 like it was interesting but nothing is scary im not biting my fingernails

i decided i would like to be literate again

story 1 also was not scary in any way??? it was too toned down and i didn’t like how held back the author made everything like if this is gonna be horror book then make me scared

guys i think i just don’t like romance books

GAY RIVALS TO LOVERS AND THEY MAKE POTIONS GOOD GOD AND THEYRE GRUMPY X SUNSHINE HOLY LORD THIS MOGHT BE THE ONE ROMANCE BOOK I LIKE

THE 2 YEAR OLD IS A MURDERER ??????

i am highkey so lost ???