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Mel arriving at the gym completely not dressed for the gym and going haha I can totally box jump in non gym clothes…

Beat is like hello make torture fun thank-you

Hello come to the gym and watch me work out that’s not weird at all.

How would they even know? They were babies when the band broke up lol

Beat went to summer camp and some boys were mean to him and now he likes orgasm denial 😂😂

So far the obsession with someone they met at 15 is weird to me

The way this book is like haha what if someone turned up in Zelda and wasn’t the hero

This is legend of Zelda but someone pointed out it made no sense

Starting again because I stopped part way

Lots of info dumping so far

The breath he did not know he’d been holding has made it into adult fantasy too now 🙃

Oh they found an actual dead body

Now she’s got to learn English

Wow her friend really just died of Cholera…

The more I think about it the more I think that River song was not an idea Moffat had himself, he clearly read this book and thought yay vague/ very iffy consent grooming/ pedophilia how romantic