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So there are vampires and werewolves, but they cannot believe a dude comes from another time and place. So fucking ANNOYING! 🙄

"Great," I mutter. "Just what I've always wanted. A magical, lube-dispensing asshole to turn alphas on."


Lmao

Please, authors, STOP DRUGGING PEOPLE AGAINST THEIR WILL.

'I let out a breath I hadn't realized I was holding. Who does that? Me, apparently.'

This book's just too funny 😂

'I mean, I like watching movies about aliens invading Earth, but that doesn't mean I wanna stick my dick in a little green man. Or woman. But if I did, it would definitely be alien pussy. Not alien dick. Unless it's on a chick.'

Trans women are women. Even if they're aliens.

“I need you to understand this. You’re enough, Sem. You’re enough.”

😭

“I’m whatever he wants me to be. And if you talk shit about him, make him feel anything other than fucking perfect, I’ll murder you both. No one will ever find the bodies. I guarantee it.”

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES

“Don’t let those fuckers make you feel bad about yourself. You’re perfect. Just the way you are.”

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

'I’m a biologist now.'

I'M DYING 😂

'Is this my rock bottom? Is there rehab for this?'

I am wondering the same. I can't stop reading this ott shit.

Eeeh...what!? WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to be ninety years old, and Sem will be lurking around the backyard of my senior care facility.


Lmao

Asking if for suspension of disbelief in the preface.
Here we go.
*rolls up sleeves*

I'm rolling my eyes so hard I think I can see the past.

Ugh, I'm skim reading at this point...

Can someone please close the water hose that's connected to my eyes so I can STOP CRYING.

the odd experience of sharing a body he is supposed to be ashamed of but has taught himself to love instead. He doesn’t love the way people see it sometimes, the way they judge it, but he loves how his body looks, loves its transness most of all


🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

"Love without the details, he has always found, is easier to receive."

Last 100 pages were worth it just for this ending 😂

This book is already a 100 pages too long

“Neither one of us is prepared to say we’re gay, all right?”
“Oh, I’ve read about this—I think it’s called ‘Gay for You.’”
“What the fuck are you reading?”
“TikTok?” she says, like, Duh.

💀💀💀

Elodie continues to ✨serve✨

From not giving bj's to receiving anal. Drew, my dude, you're giving my whiplash.

The dude with a girlfriend doesn't like sharing.
Ok, Jack...

Elodie serving cunt 🙌🏽

This is ridiculous. Arranged marriage to clean up the image of two off the rails rich brats? Yeah sure. Where's the PR expert? Wtf 😂

“Exhibitionism not your style? Shame. You’d be quite the sight.”

Julien is my kind of dude 😂🙌🏽

“Oh darling, how did you know I was into that?”

'The iconic scene with Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy emerging from Pemberly Lake in his see-through white shirt had nothing on Rayne Hamilton.'

Lmao

I just like to torture myself.