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alexandra is on page 109 of 352 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)
Imagine if a peacock wrote its own autobiography, forgot how it ended, and then got hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. That's Gilderoy Lockhart - more teeth than talent, more ego than evidence, and a wand that's mostly for signing books 😂
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)

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alexandra is on page 109 of 352 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)
Imagine if a peacock wrote its own autobiography, forgot how it ended, and then got hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. That’s Gilderoy Lockhart - more teeth than talent, more ego than evidence, and a wand that’s mostly for signing books 😂
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)

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lazy weekend reading > going out
best way to spend my days 😌
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alexandra is on page 381 of 400 of The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
okay that was hella cute 😭
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)

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alexandra is on page 365 of 400 of The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
shit just got realllll 😅
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