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DONT DO IT😭

I absolutely loathe all these characters rn except for beau

OH MY FUCKING GOD U DUMBASS

She flips the package, scanning along the back “Fuck no. None of that.”I’ll be damned if I let her look at calories or care about any of that shit. I rip open the package, walking over to the kitchen and drop it in a bowl, throwing the package away in the trash. “There,” I tell her, pushing the bowl towards her. “Now you can eat whatever you want without worrying about how many calories is in it.”

“Aiden. Put me down.”“No fucking way.” I love having her in my arms. “I’m heavy.”I let out a snort. She clearly hasn’t seen what I can do at the gym. “Leila, give me some credit. It’s not my fault you were with weak-ass boys before me.”

“Damn, I should have gone with that.”He laughs, shaking his head. “Do you want to swap?”“Really?”He switches the plates, placing his risotto in front of me. “You should already know I’ll give you anything you want.”

I really wanna like this but it’s…slightly cringy and what’s with all the magic and Jesus and faith talk?? I just wanted a grumpy single dad romance 😔

“Let’s be honest, she’s their DUFF,” someone else says.
I cringe. Designated Ugly Fat Friend? Hardly.”
WTF?? Yeah I’m gonna force myself to finish but it’s gonna be a 1 star

Bro wants to be the main character SO BAD and also acts like he doesn’t want attention. STFU.

“I took him in as he poured his coffee. The hard lines of his body. The muscle built on hard work. His rough hands that could be both possessive and surprisingly gentle. He was a marvel. So sturdy and stoic, yet with a softness on the inside that he rarely let anyone see.”

I WANT HIM