You're special because whenever you want date someone, you get to list yourself as "in a relationship" on Facebook. Showing your friends and acquaintances that you've finished first in the rat race for love is like giving yourself a virtual hand job and everytime a frenemy stalks your page and sees that you're taken, a little bit of your cum gets in their eye. - OH MY GOD HAHA
— Feb 15, 2015 09:01PM
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