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He squelches his smirk. “Nothing.” “Not ‘nothing,’ ” I challenge. “That’s a face.” “I’ve always had one, Stephens,” he says. “Fairly disappointing you just noticed.”

I want you to know that I’m excellent at identifying bullshit.” “It’s called the Spell Binder,” I blurted. She made a truly unimpressed face. “Are you serious? I literally just said I didn’t want to hear any bullshit.” “I’m not lying! That’s what it’s called.” “That’s awful.” “Oh, and Hex-A-Gone is the pinnacle of skillful wordplay.”

I am laughing so hard right now

I can’t bring anyone back from the dead. Well, let’s be real, I could, but that’s considered necromancy and is generally frowned upon in most circles.

I feel like this is a Willy Wanka reference...
"That dear child is cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most countries."
or it could just be a coincidence.

I had offended the coatrack.

Yes, I feel I will be posting a lot of random amazing quotes from this book

I call out a “hello” and hope that someone heard me? Should I ring the little bell on the desk? Should I turn around and walk back out because what the hell was I even doing there?

#relatable

“And by ‘here,’ you must mean Sunshine Falls, because you definitely aren’t referring to the five-foot radius of your electric fence.”

I LOVE THIS BOOK SO FREAKING MUCH