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Who the fuck talks about having a good heart while jumping on a man's dick?

wait, all this time...they were fucking in the car? WITH THE DRIVER LITERALLY THERE???

I just know that the person who wrote this is a virgin who learned about erotic romance on Wattpad

I really hate how the main character acts so innocent and every time someone told she is pretty blushes as if it were the first time she has received a compliment but when you turn the page she is the wildest girl, she "doesn't know herself" as she puts it, and she is already giving Rowan oral sex.

I'm just going to say that the sex scenes are not well written, they are disgusting

I still don't understand why they act like cartoons

When they are about to have a good scene, they really screw it up.

so...he just said that owning her is like having money or toys, yikes

*sighs and opens the book after two months without reading it*

*sighs and opens the book after two months without reading it*

I'M SO SICK OF THE CLICHE OF HELPING THE BOY WITH A SAD PAST, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S MISHANLED LIKE THIS BOOK

I would read faster if the chapters narrated by Zahra weren't so long and boring

definitely never had sex...

her accepting sex without commitment...being in theory her idea, I can see her crying in a couple more chapters because of that...god this is annoying

the person writing the spicy here has never had sex

girl why the hell are you crying

The guy literally talks about how women extort him for money but she cares more about imagining him with other women and that makes her jealous, send this girl to therapy it's disgusting

How the hell did he organize a dinner to apologize to her and they end up talking about his childhood? manipulation

I'm tired of this book telling me what a good person Zahra is...she's not even that good

why is this so cringe

''it's my fault'' yes it is girl ''I shouldn't have trusted a stranger'' no, you shouldn't ''I was stupid for ignoring the signs'' indeed you are

stop stop stop there, what shocks her about Scott and Rowan being the same person is that she has been ''loving'' the same person (so as not to turn this into a love triangle and show that she loves him and blah blah blah) and not that this guy pretended to be someone else? And what the hell is that about Zahra feeling ''safe'' as if this guy has given her reasons to feel confident?

this is now fifty shades

Zahra is all the feminine cliches put into one body

almost half of the book and it is only now that the characters are having at least chemistry, delete 50 pages and we are literally not missing anything

I'm not a fan of when characters break down for doing something or saying something that they wouldn't do just to do what everyone expects Rowan saying that Zahara is hot speaking in every sense of the body, it's something that he would do, but the words don't even sound correct, it's as if he just wanted to mention that she is attractive, being fat is synonymous with ugly and Zahara's ex was blind