Status Updates From Rascal

I will finish this book tonight, even if it kills me slowly with boredom and descriptively strange analogies.

I hate this book

Maybe it's just me, or I'm a little slow, or maybe it's a little of both. I think the authors going for humorous banter in the kids head but it's anything but. And I think he is supposed to be fishing at the moment but with all this rambling about other crap who can be sure. I quit. I'll pick this up next weekend. Who knew a 189 page book could take you 2 plus months to read.