Status Updates From Return of the Crimson Guard...

I don't know why it irks me so much but there is a guy in this fantasy book named Kyle and I hate that.

Sometimes I ask myself 'why do I read long ass books', but nothing matches the feeling of the plot lines slowly weaving together after 700 pages, and you just know the last 300 pages are going to be absolutely mental. Especially Malazan. Literally every Malazan book.

I have been reading less recently because my computer started working again and I remembered videogames exist.

Also, I slow down at this point, around 1/2 or 2/3rds of the way through every Malazan book but then the ending blows me out of the water so we'll see how this one goes. Things are happening! The plots are slowly coming together!