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this is such a mess hahahahahah

Listen… this is the cutest cover and most ridiculous title. I’m reading it for science. 😆

jumps right in! LOL like woah!

This is insta love alien smut and I’m here for it

I don’t know if to laugh or cry

JUST WHAT THE HELL IS AN AUTO FASTENER?? HAHAHA

delightful what took me so damn long

why is the plot keeps changing? she was abducted to be an exotic dancer in a space station but before her first dance she was bought by a prince she just met. and before they even spend time together both of them lost their memories because someone tried to assassinate her? wtf

The endless parade of eligible women my parents place in front of me make me want nothing more than to renounce myself as heir.

alien or human doesn't matter men always have a hard time with the women want them desperately 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I love the use of the initialism "AIWWSBIGABAI" in the author's note. 😂 Like that's so clunky. I love it.

Huh. I've never seen someone into armpits before.

This crew: "We can excuse bombing, drugging, and kidnapping, but not enslaving people." I love bad guys with a set of morals.

Already ready for Gra'eth and Jessy's book.

Um... that escalated quickly. 😂

Emilie has been posting illustrations of this, so naturally I have to read it. 💁🏼‍♀️

burn me with my kindle

I simply have to know …… forgive me for this 😂😂

they literally fuckednunder water

Kinda bananagrams. I’m enjoying it! 🛸🚀

What am I reading? How did I find this book?

the smut is the plot 💀

I had different expectations, and like I need to have changed them 20% ago

it's been a day ??? What do you mean, sir??? 😭😭😭😭

Wow the “I was abducted, I didn’t choose to come here” scene… more like 2 lines. That’s kinda anticlimactic tbh. He’s Royal and in charge… he should be more surprised and outraged.

Huh… interesting so far.

Okay, this book is already so much fun!

Ke’ain has an enormous cock. Got it, Palerno.

I'm not a fan of the father/king and the instant "anyone that's not a princess to our son is a whore" trope. It's not a favorite and it's left a bad taste in my mouth.

I'm not a fan of the father/king and the instant "anyone that's not a princess to our son is a whore" trope. It's not a favorite and it's left a bad taste in my mouth.

AHAHAHAHAHA Okay, yeah, no I love this. I love the instant "She's the one? How do I know? I just do, she's mine" from Ke'ain and that Opal is super fucking fiesty but also scared, like, they're dynamic is amazing. I love it