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dante is a real one

“Cal deserved me. He just failed to believe that he did. And somehow, that feels even worse.”

no girl, i supported your delusions for 260 pages. but no, cal does NOT deserve you. he does deserve to burn in fucking hell though!

*spoiler* you’re telling me… he just fucked her ON HIS DESK THEIR COWORKERS ARE LITERALLY WORKING OUT IN THE GARAGE THEY BOTH ORGASM AND HE fires her? i have to admit, of all the characters i’ve read named cal, this one’s gotta be the worst. what a cunt. not to mention after he yells at her for her telling him she’s dying like it’s her own fault. what the fuck am i reading

so many secrets i can’t keep track of… emma? jessica? their parents? i’m so CONFUSED .

lucy just a liiiiittle too desperate don’t u think gf??? make him work a little dude 😭

we were doing so good. wow cal is such a dickwad

Nash frowns. “She doesn’t? And why is that?” “Because I’m sleeping with her, that’s why.”

mortified. delirious. cackling. IM LOSING IT HAHAHAHAHA this is insane

i hope to someday move through life as blissfully ignorant as lucy!