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Dragon is the new king

The realization that the city watch aren't intended to be guards but actually people telling everyone the time is hilarious 😂

More dragon chaos

Бальзам на мою душу

I like that something is happening but don’t like that I had to wait this long to get it

Hmmmm… I think that the VOLUME of funny little phrases and peculiarities is kind of getting in the way of me reading this book, but sometimes I do find it delightful. Idk if I’m really hooked yet

Decided to listen to the audiobook and I am loving it. Curious what the new recording sounds like.

This is dirty humour at its best. Trying to explain why this is hilarious without reading it out loud is impossible!

If we go around looking at the problems the whole time, we’ll never do anything.

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Got to the part about the dragon coming into the city!

Ich hatte beim Audible 2-for-1 deal nicht aufgepasst und es ist kein HörBUCH sondern ein HörSPIEL ups 🤭 Zählt aber sicherlich auch hihi

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The dragon returns

Carrot is really a country naive boy…

“But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless, and terrible. But this I can tell you, you ape— we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
Jesus pratchett is going wild in this part

Faschismus aber der Diktator ist ein Drache oder so

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Es graciosisimo como RobertJordan quiere disimular a las lesbianas haciendo referencias en cada cap de como a Moirane le gusta que los hombres le miren, que quiere comerle los morros a un señor, que un señor es guapisimo QUE ES LA GANDALF LESBIANA ROBERTJORDAN

I would die for Goodboy

The amount of time I have just wasted looking up how Daniel Craig says the word 'Murderer' as Benoit Blanc, just because the words: 'black-robed figure' reminded me of that, is absolutely insane.

I still cannot find it 🙄

M. Escher is Maurits Cornelis Escher (Leeuwarden, 17 juni 1898 – Hilversum, 27 maart 1972) was een Nederlandse kunstenaar, die bekend is om zijn houtsneden, houtgravures en lithografieën, waarin hij vaak speelde met wiskundige principes.

I’m obsessed with everything about this book so far. I’d die for Carrot

Quiero mucho a Lady Ramkin, aka criadora de pugs profesional

Buah soy yo literal (Zanahoria)

But in cynicism and general world weakness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.

So good

Didn't have much time today and I'm tired, but I only have about 100 pages left. Hopefully will finally finish this tomorrow

I knew wonse made it! Errol or carrot will kill the dragon me thinks :)

Progress is slow going on this one, I'm enjoying the read but the lack of chapters is bugging me more then I thought it would