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Artur Kleysa
is on page 254 of 376
Finally made some good progress on this over the weekend while I was away at a lodge next to Bamburgh. Considering I was busy both days I'll take a bit more than 100 pages in those two
— Jun 16, 2025 07:19AM
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Farnham Calkins
is on page 326 of 376
"'I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people,' said the man. 'You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.'"
— Jun 14, 2025 03:01AM
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inés
is 97% done
She couldn’t do worse, but then, he couldn’t do better. So maybe it balanced out.
— Jun 12, 2025 10:02AM
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inés
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‘The king is hardly going to want other dragons dead, is he? They’re probably distant relatives or something. I mean, it wouldn’t want us to go around killing its own kind, would it?’
‘Well, sir, people do, sir,’ said the guard sulkily.
‘Ah, well,’ said the captain. ‘That’s different.’ He tapped the side of his helmet meaningfully. ‘That’s ’cos we’re intelligent.’
— Jun 12, 2025 06:39AM
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‘Well, sir, people do, sir,’ said the guard sulkily.
‘Ah, well,’ said the captain. ‘That’s different.’ He tapped the side of his helmet meaningfully. ‘That’s ’cos we’re intelligent.’

Róży Wójt
is on page 82 of 302
Resztkami sił powstrzymuję się od przepisania tu w cytatach połowy książki, ale ten jeden raz:
"Ankh-Morpork! Hałaśliwe miasto setki tysięcy dusz! I - jak zauważył Patrycjusz - dziesięć razy większej liczby mieszkańców."
— Jun 11, 2025 07:58AM
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"Ankh-Morpork! Hałaśliwe miasto setki tysięcy dusz! I - jak zauważył Patrycjusz - dziesięć razy większej liczby mieszkańców."

Róży Wójt
is on page 49 of 302
Boże, czytałem tę książkę z pięć razy co najmniej, ale to było tyle lat temu, że zdążyłem zapomnieć, że Vines i Lupin Wonse mieli taką relację. To trochę zmienia sposób w jaki pamiętam scenę kulminacyjną.
— Jun 10, 2025 06:33AM
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Róży Wójt
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Nie pytajcie mnie o:
1. To który to już reread
2. To ile książek mam teraz pozaczynanych
3. Jedną złą rzecz do powiedzenia o Świecie Dysku ogółem a podcyklu o Straży w szczególności [nie mam żadnych]
— Jun 10, 2025 05:29AM
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1. To który to już reread
2. To ile książek mam teraz pozaczynanych
3. Jedną złą rzecz do powiedzenia o Świecie Dysku ogółem a podcyklu o Straży w szczególności [nie mam żadnych]

Farnham Calkins
is on page 243 of 376
"-All the roaring and flaming you see, you don't need it.
+ Foolish ape! How else can I make them do my bidding?
- They'll do it of their own free will (for being afraid). And in time, they'll come to believe that it was their own idea. It'll be a tradition. Take it from me. In fact, before too long, if someone comes along and tells them that a dragon king is a bad idea, they'll kill him themselves. I know people."
— Jun 09, 2025 01:44AM
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+ Foolish ape! How else can I make them do my bidding?
- They'll do it of their own free will (for being afraid). And in time, they'll come to believe that it was their own idea. It'll be a tradition. Take it from me. In fact, before too long, if someone comes along and tells them that a dragon king is a bad idea, they'll kill him themselves. I know people."

Farnham Calkins
is on page 142 of 376
"'Hwhat', she said, 'is the meaning of this?' If she had ever been given to introspection, she'd have admitted that it wasn't a very original line. But it was handy. It did the job.The reason that cliches become cliches is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication."
— Jun 01, 2025 06:49AM
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Frankie
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are in opposite sides
-Vetinari
— May 30, 2025 06:16PM
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-Vetinari

Tram
is 81% done
Heard this was one of the best Discworlds yet this has been the hardest for me to get through.
— May 28, 2025 07:36AM
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Attila Farkas
is 79% done
"Several things happened so fast they will have to be recounted in stop-motion prose."
We miss you, Terry Pratchett!
— May 28, 2025 03:03AM
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We miss you, Terry Pratchett!

Wszechświat_słowa_i_ja Pati
is on page 176 of 302
Ależ mi przypomniała ta książka jak bardzo kocham twórczość Pratchetta ❤️❤️❤️
— May 25, 2025 01:30PM
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Anastasiia Petrovska
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«Хороша справжня книгарня - це просто цивілізована чорна діра, яка вміє читати…»
— May 23, 2025 03:20PM
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Sergio
is on page 213 of 395
Un chiste me ha pillado a contrapie y me he tirado un buen rato partiendome de risa yo solo como un idiota
— May 21, 2025 01:53PM
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Autum
is 92% done
2 female characters? That’s twice as many as many as 1!
— May 21, 2025 11:13AM
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Sergio
is on page 186 of 395
Ojito que el capitan ya no esta para mierdas
— May 18, 2025 01:56PM
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Лара
is 58% done
Чомусь ніколи раніше не задумувалася над тим, що в драконів має бути якись особливий стравохід, щоб вони могли дихати вогнем🧐
— May 18, 2025 03:25AM
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Лара
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Що ж, я розумію, чому для більшості саме цикл «Варта» є найкращим.
— May 17, 2025 12:02PM
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Sergio
is on page 129 of 395
Buenmuchacho, gran muchacho mejor dragon
— May 16, 2025 10:38AM
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Sofia Kiseleva
is on page 280 of 376
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
— May 15, 2025 11:33PM
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Sergio
is on page 97 of 395
La guardia es un grupo de disfuncionales maravilloso (como todos los grupos en estos libros)
— May 13, 2025 11:52PM
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Ethan
is on page 90 of 288
This is utterly delightful and fun, sad I hadn’t picked it off my shelf sooner. It being considered a classic at this point is no surprise and if you need a brain break it’s a fun option
— May 13, 2025 11:48AM
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