Status Updates From The Last Astronaut

Commander guy: Nasa astronauts are smart! They would never enter an alien vessel without first sending in drones, etc.

Nasa Astronauts: blindly enter an alien spacecraft with no precautions at all.

Me: ooooookay.

ok i get that getting to the alien ship is the main plot but are we really time skipping 3 months of space travel where the whole crew thinks the main girl killed a dude?????? not a fucking word of concern about this?????? why even fucking bring it up then

WHAT THE SHIT THIS JUST GOT DARK

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Dune reference?? 👀 Also this book does so good at making you feel, imagine, or hear what it’s describing.. I could feel my patella pop with that too ifykyk

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Then why aren’t YOU LEAVING??? Did not expect a Sci-Fi + Horror but this is GREAT

Still no clue as to what 2i is besides freaky af
My guess: some deep space animal/organism that they are inside 🤷‍♂️

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Rao and I are on the same page: “2i is sus”

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It’s giving Invincible and the sequid hive mind vib— OH SHIT NVM RIP THAT GUY

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The way my face went from 😯 to 😮 to 😧 to 🫨 all in the span of two pages cuz of what’s happening to Sunny

This Pinocchio-in-the-space-opera-whale story turning a bit dark.. LETS GO

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Not even a quarter into the book and we’re already flying next to the massive space.. thing AND exploring a possible death-ridden spaceship of another crew?? Oh boy we are in for a ride

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