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Joe
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"Listen, Mr. Hudson," Mrs. Chatham leaned forward and wet her full lips. "If all the young girls in the United States studied ballet there wouldn't be any nuns. Ballet makes a woman conscious of her body, and reminds her that it's useful."
"That's an interesting theory."
"Not a theory; plain fact. I studied ballet myself as a girl and I know what I'm talking about."
— May 11, 2020 06:35PM
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"That's an interesting theory."
"Not a theory; plain fact. I studied ballet myself as a girl and I know what I'm talking about."

Joe
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"Newspaper readers are a morbid lot, Mrs. Chatham; they enjoy reading about death in every form. We report knifings, matricides, patricides, infanticides and suicides, and the obituary column is the most popular feature on the paper. On state-sanctioned electric chair murders we send a personal representative, and we describe all highway deaths as colorfully as possible."
— May 11, 2020 06:18PM
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After the car pulled out of the driveway, I dropped the Venetian blinds in the living room and switched on the television set. I was going to have to make up a sex schedule of some kind--only ten days had gone by, but suppose I had let the whole month pass by? My shoulder was still sore, and burning under the bandaid. But in a way, I was grateful for the way things that worked out.
— May 07, 2020 07:58PM
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A well-to-do Lake Springs matron, Mrs. Marion C. Huneker, 30, after leaving a farewell note addressed to her husband, Mr. Jack L. Huneker, 36, president of the local Huneker Concrete Block & Ornamental Iron Co., fatally shot her two small children and herself last night.
— May 07, 2020 07:14PM
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