Status Updates From Skyborn (Dragons & Druids, #1)

Genuinely do not remember who Cooper was so killing him off makes me feel nothing lmao

"He lost me at teleport. He’d freaking just said “teleport.” I didn’t know what was crazier, the fact that teleportation was real," BITCH YOU TURN INTO A DRAGON

I forgot this had fated mate bullshit in it

Sorry but the already annoying protagonist being a huge dumb idiot at the end here is genuinely annoying

"I was the kind of person who liked my own space, so having my breasts pushed up against some strange dude’s back had my dragon on edge and my inner feminist ready to smash some testicles."

Hey. What.

It's very weird that she's like immediately bought into the weird bioessentialist racism of the world

"Okay, it was official. I needed a hysterectomy or something. My dragon lady parts were malfunctioning and I was stuck in heat."

Cringe.