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WHAT??? AHHHHH

Poor Kelly poo

first of all bless tf up second of all leave it to a man and third of all erm what the hell

FINALLY AYYYYY

oh…. i was so wrong… oh my fucking god… i was so so so wrong

ASHER????? HELLOOOOO????? also conor be pissing me off im sad

MEN AINT SHIT WTF

stop im gonna throw up. STOP IT IM CRASHING OUTTTT

IM SCAREDDDDDD WHATS HAPPENINGGGG (i just want kel to tell conor everything plz)

Honestly, this is the perfect blend of fantasy with a romantic subplot and a smidge of spice that ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE TO THE PLOT. I fear a book hang over will be coming on

damn everyone’s relationships r falling apart what is thissss

im sweating

i totally didn’t think those two would be the first ones to engage in sexual acts but hey i’m happy for them so yay them! dude everyone knows you two like each other oh em freaking gee don’t piss me off that bitch that has never talked to either of you could tell just by a quick little look through a window come on now STAND TF UP

bro…. lin…. i get it… but damn bro conor gonna cry

you two want to kiss again sooooo bad don’t play with me

conor and lin r absolutely killing me. i want a conor pov so bad is it TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?? also beck is 1000000% cas from the orfenilat if he’s not imma be so confused

finally had time to start this book

anjelica knows sm omg how is this possible… also elsabet is so creepyyyy

OH. MY. GOD. ANA WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLY MY POOR BOY KEL IS ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF OMGGGG

i swear if anjelica wants to meet with prosper beck imma throw hands

i’m gonna freak out

Final thoughts: 4 ⭐️ ok so the book has two main characters, Lin and Kel. Their stories are connected but they are separated. The issue is that it kinda becomes a lot. Especially bc I care about Lin’s story way more. If this book was just about Lin I would’ve given it 5 stars. Anyway here is my favorite part of the whole book:

“I cannot marry you," he whispered.
Her voice caught on her reply. "I know."

Ok 100 pages left. I heard the last 100 years are crazy so we’ll see about that🤭

i need to know who prosper beck is. hella think it’s cas and he hates kel cuz he left him :)

PROSPER BECK TRAINED ANA HELLO?!???

HOW DOES SHE KNOW HES THE SWORDCATCHER WHAT

wait i’m kind of panicking why does he like this princess girl

IM CONFUSED WHO IS SEVEN?? WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM KEL?? DOES ANA KNOW WHERE PROSPER BECK IS?!???

awww best friends surprise kel at party!

Stop I can’t handle the yearning from every single character I love it so much. Like when I say I want yearning in a book this is what I mean! Jerrod and Merren have my heart and soul. The way Jerrod only has eyes for Merren and all the small little mannerisms