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Kailee
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honestly i love her even more now, we are the same
— Feb 17, 2025 07:11AM
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Sam
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I'm listening to the audio. If you've ever seen her in anything, you'll love hearing her read her own memoir.
— Nov 23, 2024 09:36AM
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Christine
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Needed something lighthearted and distracting to listen to
— Nov 06, 2024 08:57PM
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Carmenn Sandiego
is 95% done
Funny & interesting enough but maybe reserved, the tasteful lens of her life… seems mostly but maybe not entirely honest, like, with herself. Enjoyable but not profound?
— Oct 04, 2024 02:53PM
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Luca
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Retta’s mantra to never skip an audition out of fear again: “Bitch, stop wasting time fearing the worst. Living through the worst is never as hard as fearing it. Fight the fear and go do what you gotta do. That's what you came here for.” I NEED TO REPLAY THIS IN MY BRAIN A MILLION TIMES A DAY YES THANK YOUUUU
— Oct 05, 2023 09:09PM
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Lynzo
is 70% done
There are some comments that have made me cringe a lil bit (a joke that bordered on ableism, for one), but overall I have enjoyed this quite a lot. I like that even though I'm reading it (not audiobook), I can hear everything in her voice. She writes like you're having a conversation, and I really love that. Retta is great.
— Sep 25, 2023 10:28PM
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Chelsea 🏳️🌈
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I feel like the bare minimum for a memoir (or collection of essays like this one) is getting your unique voice across, but I have to say Retta is as funny in this book as she is irl. She’s a great writer.
— Sep 16, 2023 04:18PM
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Chelsea 🏳️🌈
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Dream girls would’ve been a very different movie with Retta as Effie. Her voice has always been amazing!
— Sep 14, 2023 08:12PM
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Mary Douglas
is 75% done
Love Retta. Lots of fun stories. Had no idea she went to Duke. I’m on a strong minimalism kick though, and the chapter on her love of purses was a strange contrast after reading so much anti consumerism stuff.
— Feb 15, 2023 08:26AM
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M.
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“Nothing made me crazier than when people said I was loud. I fucking hated that shit.”
— May 06, 2022 11:52AM
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Michelle
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Less than an hour in on audio book and already loving it. The pick me up I needed!
— May 04, 2022 04:41PM
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Angie
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Forgot I bought this a while back. Trying to make some progress on my physical TBR here and there this year.
— Mar 29, 2022 03:26PM
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Ashley Springs
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Listening to the audiobook is a must. I'm only two chapters in and have laughed hard enough to possibly shake walls. 😂
— Feb 03, 2022 08:45AM
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Ashley
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B!tch stop wasting time fearing the worst! Living through the worst is never as hard as fearing it! Fight the fear and do what you gotta do! That’s what you came here for!
— Jan 14, 2022 04:54PM
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Jennifer Brooks
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This books is hilarious! Do yourself a favor and get the audiobook!
— Dec 21, 2021 03:52PM
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Joshie
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Marietta is hilarious in her autobiography. She writes like she speaks, which makes it easy to become immersed in her story. I'm looking forward to learning more about her audition for Dreamgirls.
— Aug 24, 2021 11:55AM
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Amanda
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When she said "Judgy McJudgerson" I was reminded we are all far more alike than different. I say that ALL. THE. TIME.
— Jul 12, 2021 03:17PM
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Amanda
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"Living through the worst is never as hard as fearing it".
— Jul 11, 2021 08:00PM
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Shannon Cook
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On a memoir audiobook kick. I ❤️ Retta!
— Apr 05, 2021 02:43PM
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Califmom
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The parts of this book that aren’t spent obsessively name dropping are entertaining. The name dropping bits are exhausting and make up a large portion of the book.
— Feb 26, 2021 07:59AM
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