Status Updates From Jane, Unlimited

Okay, okay. I like it now. I wasn't sure how the various genres would come together, but I'm a fan.

I know I say this a lot but this book is totally crazy crackers!

Ohhhhhhh. This is interesting.

YAS KIRAN YOU GO GIRL YOU SHUT HIM DOWN

This dog is giving me major Howl's Moving Castle vibes.

Wearily, he rubs his head. His white-streaked hair must’ve been wet when he lay down, for it’s dried in a funny orientation, flat and sticking out to the right, like it’s secretly trying to point Jane in that direction without him knowing.

I have become invested in this story

So far it's a choose your own adventure that I don't understand, but is fabulous and if I didn't have things to do I would read it all day

Some people are so rich, they don’t even notice when they shame others. What value was there in all the deliberate, scrabbling care Jane put into her subsistence now, if a near-stranger’s indifferent invitation, born of boredom and a need to pee, made Jane more financially comfortable than she could make herself?

SHE'S SO CASUALLY INSIGHTFUL. I CAN'T TAKE IT. 😱

Starting audiobook

So far this has been nothing but a massive info dump and more information on umbrella making than I ever cared to know. :\

And a guy crying and openly expressing feelings. /chinhands

🎊 LESBIANS. WE HAVE LESBIANS! 🎊

Who builds a boat, in her spare time, with her own hands, then slaps it onto the ocean and rows around in it successfully? Probably while announcing winning Scrabble words and being bold and daring.

I think I like Ivy. She used the word Quixotic so she seems like my kind of people.

What the hell is this??

finished the first "universe" and can you even believe how the best kristin cashore still is!!!!!! and how the best jane lastnameunknown is: practical, funny, thoughtful & quietly bold, sometimes a little sharp but always kind, explicitly queer and making friends with a bunch of rich dramatic weirdos and [1] dog who love her!!!!!!!!!! thanks for my life!!!!!!!!!!

I'm honestly already a little confused but also honestly already incredibly invested

I HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS GOING ON AND I LOOOOOOOVE IT

I'm so confused I'm not sure I like where this is going...

FINALLY!!!!!!!!

Main character is so quirky that when she said she carried a screwdriver with her, I totally believed that she would just pull a full-sized screwdriver out of her pocket.

I love that jane is like sure the guy is attractive... but the girl tho *u*

"Who's your favorite Doctor?" • "Eh, I like the companions better. The Doctor's all tragic and broody and last of his kind, and I get the appeal of that, but I like Donna Noble and Rose Tyler. And Amy and Rory, and Clara Oswald, and Martha Jones. No one ever likes Martha Jones but I like Martha Jones. She's an asskicker." <---- YES

I KNEW jane was a bicon

“I guess my aunt Magnolia must have gotten used to it,” says Jane.
“My family makes me want to die,” Kiran says. “I hope we drown.”
This yacht is named The Kiran.

Annnnddd we're off! 😂

i have no idea what's happening but I like it

This book is so strange.

Daphne - I know.

It feels like a mix of Jane Eyre and a Daphe de Maurier novel.

I love this book so deeply I could cry. Also, I have no idea how I'm going to write a review about it.