Status Updates From Jane, Unlimited

This has turned into a total mindfuck and it's spooky.

WAIT WHAT

...am I getting deja vu or has this scene actually happened before?

Estoy viviendo algo que no me había pasado nunca: esto está siendo tan HORRIBLE que no puedo parar de leer solo por ver hasta donde podemos llegar. Es una montaña rusa de desconcierto constante esta cosa.

Sé que las cosas que están pasando pretenden ser interesantes (no lo están consiguiendo) pero francamente hablando yo estoy mucho más pendiente del perrete.

Oh wow that scene with Patrick and Kiran and the dumbwaiter is the best thing that's happened to me today

So far, I’m super loving the writing style and the atmosphere.

Hola sí puede PASAR ALGO POR FAVOR GRACIAS.

("I'm going to invoke my position as family badass" es la mejor frase de la historia)

How has SO MUCH happened already?? This is so intense!

Okay, I love this book but why why oh why does there have to be a freaking love triangle in it

This is so very much not what I thought it was going to be but it's so intriguing. I love this.

...I want someone to brag about their Scrabble scores to me. The coolest people are always the most embarrassed by their introductions.

I'm only a short way in and I already relate to Jane so much. And Aunt Magnolia sounds fascinating and I hope she gets LOTS of flashback time.

This is so twee jfc

She'd loved the freezing, polar underwater landscapes best. The strangeness, the harshness, the sense of isolation.

This book has all of my favorite things in it, I'm in love

Oh my this girl has a jellyfish tattoo, oh oh oh I love jellyfish the most in the world Kristin Cashore has already won me over

Oh. My. God.

Just when I thought this couldn't possibly get any weirder...

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK AM I READING??
I was not prepared.
This is ruining Winnie the Pooh for me.

What the heck am I reading?

This book is amazing! It took me like 200 pages to actually figure out how the story was working, and this is definitely the sort of book you shouldn't know anything about before starting it. I'm glad the summary is pretty vague.

This is good but I just keep thinking "am I REALLY reading a book about umbrellas and a stolen fish?"

I'm only 5% and I already have 2 Winnie the pooh , 1 harry potter, 1 doctor who references and honestly Irespectyou.gif

Really liked the first two ‘stories’ but really didn’t like the third one. Planning on liking this fourth one more though and am definitely planning on enjoying the fifth. I can see why they made the third the middle story though as those are usually where the weaker sections go.

Intriguing! And I love how alive the house feels. And all the different people. Jane's fashion is a disaster.

This book structure is blowing my mind a little...

I am obsessed. I love the theme, and the plot structure, and the odd characters and just. Everything. Graceling was a great book as well but I feel like Kristin Cashore’s writing has evolved from that and I absolutely LOVE IT!

This book is interesting, the concept is pretty unique but it is so difficult to get through for some reason. It just feels so dense without needing to be.

This is becoming increasingly slower and slightly repetitive as a result of the narrative form (choose your adventure, multiple endings) but I am determined to hold on until the end.

DNF