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So far, it’s quite funny and on target!

“When there’s nothing left to talk about, there’s no friendship, there’s nothing there, it’s probably time to go.”

“When there’s nothing left to talk about, there’s no friendship, there’s nothing there, it’s probably time to go.”

“People don’t realize the impact that bickering and fighting and shitty behavior has.”

“In the end, a prenup is actually a positive thing. It forces you to discuss money issues up front instead of ignoring them. We’ve already talked about how money is such an important part of marriage, and when you don’t talk about it, or ignore it, it just becomes a bigger issue.”

“Remember, my mother had her advice to me about relationships. When I was younger, she said, “Look, it’s not that you’re not attractive; you’re very cute. But you can’t depend on your looks. So if you want things, you have to go to work and get them. You must do this yourself because you can’t depend on finding someone to do it for you. You may not ever find that somebody.” She”

“Any kind of affection is sex to me, and all affection is sex once you’re married.”

“If you just want to get laid and you’re not looking to marry this guy, what’s wrong with that? I’ll tell you what, it’s a double standard. A huge double standard. It’s okay for guys to do this but it’s not okay for women? Why is that? It hard to understand why this way of thinking still exists and is so deeply ingrained in us.”

I heartily agree!!!

“If you just want to get laid and you’re not looking to marry this guy, what’s wrong with that? I’ll tell you what, it’s a double standard. A huge double standard. It’s okay for guys to do this but it’s not okay for women? Why is that? It hard to understand why this way of thinking still exists and is so deeply ingrained in us.”

I heartily agree!!!

“Red flags are there for a reason. And you have to look straight at them. See those red flags. Listen to your gut.”

My definition of intimacy: comfort, okay in the silence, close, understanding and connection, that feeling like you don’t have to explain who you are, because the other person gets it, accepts it and loves it

“I think that that is what you should be doing: leading your own fulfilling life, learning new things, working on your career, your friends and family, your causes and passions. Instead of sitting around waiting for some guy to call, go develop yourself.”

“Healthy self-esteem comes from learning new things and developing yourself. Not from having all the right stuff.”

“I didn’t want somebody laughing at my dreams and hopes, or taking the liberty to tell me what I should be instead of asking me what I wanted to be.”

Five Things I Want in a Relationship
1) Sense of humor
2) supportive of goals
3) interested in varied things
4) fully formed adult with his own friends
5) enjoys traveling
Five Things I Cannot Tolerate in a Relationship
1) always on their phone
2) condescending narcissists who verbally abuse
3) no sense of humor/not intelligent
4) horrible relationship with their family/no friends
5) jealousy

“People keep looking for someone to complete them, but that’s work you have to do yourself. No one else can do it for you, and if your work isn’t complete before you get married or get into a relationship, the relationship will seem a bit shaky, like you’re kind of a ghost, a phantom.”

“People keep looking for someone to complete them, but that’s work you have to do yourself. No one else can do it for you, and if your work isn’t complete before you get married or get into a relationship, the relationship will seem a bit shaky, like you’re kind of a ghost, a phantom.”

“People keep looking for someone to complete them, but that’s work you have to do yourself. No one else can do it for you, and if your work isn’t complete before you get married or get into a relationship, the relationship will seem a bit shaky, like you’re kind of a ghost, a phantom.”

“People keep looking for someone to complete them, but that’s work you have to do yourself. No one else can do it for you, and if your work isn’t complete before you get married or get into a relationship, the relationship will seem a bit shaky, like you’re kind of a ghost, a phantom.”

“People keep looking for someone to complete them, but that’s work you have to do yourself. No one else can do it for you, and if your work isn’t complete before you get married or get into a relationship, the relationship will seem a bit shaky, like you’re kind of a ghost, a phantom.”

“Girl, you’d better know how to do things for yourself. You’d better learn how to protect yourself, and don’t start fights you can’t finish. If you want something hung up on the wall, learn how to handle a hammer. You don’t want to wait for somebody to do it for you. That’s not why you want a relationship. If you want somebody to do stuff for you, get a handyman”

“Girl, you’d better know how to do things for yourself. You’d better learn how to protect yourself, and don’t start fights you can’t finish. If you want something hung up on the wall, learn how to handle a hammer. You don’t want to wait for somebody to do it for you. That’s not why you want a relationship. If you want somebody to do stuff for you, get a handyman”

Now give me the five to ten that have led you the most astray:
1) Under the Boardwalk
2) Legend
3) Labyrinth
4) The Princess Bride
5) Catherine the Great (w/ Julia Ormond)
6) Lady Jane
7) Robin Hood
8) Pretty Woman
9) Shag
10) That Old Feeling

“1) My Lover Too—Van Morrison
2) A Thousand Years—Christina Perri
3) From Now On-The Features
4) L-O-V-E—Nat King Cole
5) Mona Lisa—Nat King Cole
6) Your Man-Michael Buble
7) Iris—The Goo Goo Dolls
8) The Lightning Strike—Snow Patrol
9) Islands in the Stream—Dolly & Kenny
10) Closer You Get—Alabama

The 10 songs that influenced my view on love

“When you realize that your idea of perfect love was shaped by the music you listened to, things start to get a lot clearer and make much more sense”